Buddy “Bud” Weiser

@LongJohn1962 Maybe don’t go to bed at 10:30 grandpa

Hey mom I wish you told me this before I got into bed for the night

@Scootergrills That’s literally just a couch…

Introducing: The Cuck Couch #sitbackandrelax

@HeyLittleLilly1 Swear I’ve seen this dude on the streets of 5 Points

When did Fetty Wap move to Greenville?

@squeezyanita A Smathers and Branson can cooler

@foidraper11 06 Yukon was definitely a keeper Lou.

Rating my past situationships cars: 1. 2024 ford bronco (white) 2. 2023 Hyundai Elantra (red) 3. 2020 Honda civic (white) 4. 2019 Jeep Cherokee (black) 5. 2017 Hyundai sonata (red) 6. 2022 Buick enclave (blue) 7. 2006 gmc Yukon (tan) 8. 2022 Subaru Outback (blue)

Instagram follow suggestions expect it’s just your ex and other failed conquests #shrink

@lebrongoat420 Ayo & Teo is such a deep pull 🤝

Dream blunt rotation: 1. French Montana 2. Ayo & Teo 3. Designer 4. Trinidad James 5. PnB Rock

@MommaUshyGushy The only #shrink is hating on your younger brother, not cool Melissa

Mother j informed me I have to go to evil brothers high school graduation next year. #shrink evil brother but ig #expand mom for giving me a year to mentally prepare myself ?

@mxgnumx The Yankees came down, it got built up way to fast and our roads can’t handle it

Holy fuck Raleigh blows what happened to my city

@Leafsboi @ibombballs_90 Imagine having no creative ability and naming yourself a singular letter

@buddyweiser1876 @ibombballs_90 Imagine naming yourself after piss water

Noooo please don’t hit me. I didn’t try to fight a woman first at all!

@mxgnumx What bar are we going to Sunday?

Raleigh for MDW, can’t think of anything worse

@JaquariusBatt I’ve seen better twigs on a palm tree

Rate the fiddlesticks

What bar can I go to in Raleigh that won’t be swamped with CO’30??

@DerekNotJeter Can’t imagine room temperature ranch is any healthier than house made ranch at Bdubs

My buddy brings his own ranch to Buffalo Wild Wings because apparently their ranch is “unhealthy.” I’m for sure gonna need some other opinions on this one, not sure how I feel about it. #shrink? #expand?

@immortull @zynaftersex That is just not a geek bar Wyatt.

@zynaftersex Geek bar and Zyn? #expand this

Inventory Drop

@samwstfall Nice of you to get those for your wife, what beer did you pick up for yourself?

Gold scar.

@goatmanek Not to mention it’s actually on campus too!

Finally entered a REAL gym with historic traditions. Legends were born here.

Journey is absolutely fucking shredding in Greensboro right now 🔥

@AlTheBoss03 Lou Gehrig

Name a player who NEVER wore another jersey. One team. One city. One legacy. Go. 🔒