st john smythe… really its Chris
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@jimgeeting @ScottEnlow And one in the head
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@wartirnes Maybe using 30mm depleted uranium armour piercing tank killer rounds on humans is a bit overkill not to mention expensive
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@bugalugs23 @RDPHistory My, look at the size of ya.....
(Famous last words)
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@rup7771 @RDPHistory Come on me beauties where are ya
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@JonStewartIL If there was zero gravity surely the dust kicking up from the wheels wouldn’t settle back down?
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@GriftReport @TheGriftReport Murphy, Mahoney, o’shaunessy and the Daggs in the back….
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Three men took a young boy with them on a brazen daylight raid at Damory Garage in Blandford Forum, Dorset.
They pulled up in a van towing an orange wood mulcher, walked straight into the shop with the child in tow, distracted staff, then loaded two cartons of AdBlue into the van and sped off without paying.
CCTV caught the whole thing in broad daylight amid soaring UK fuel shortage fears.
Garage owners posted the footage with savage sarcasm: “Ten out of ten for teamwork, fellas.”
No arrests yet.
(no idea why they censored their faces when the whole idea is to try and find them right?)
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This panic buying of petrol and diesel only benefits the greedy oil companies. My daughter rang today and said all the petrol stations in her area have run out of fuel.
It’s because people normally don’t fill their tanks right up! But in recent days everyone is = petrol stations run out quicker than normal.
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@foodindia93 I’ve got diarrhoea just watching this
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@The_Forty_Four Soft as fluff someone hide his handbag
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@Guysloveguns 125mm depleted uranium sabot round
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🚨 BENEFITS CHEAT MUM, 33, CLAIMS £23K FOR BEING HOUSEBOUND WITH ANXIETY – THEN JETTED TO CANCUN FOR CLUBBING, ZIPLINING & SURFING!
Catherine Wieland from East Sussex raked in £23,662 PIP over two years, swearing she couldn’t cook, wash or leave the house alone due to crippling anxiety, PTSD and dyslexia.
Reality? She was spotted at Thorpe Park THREE times, Chessington, Brighton Pride, quad-biking, cave-exploring, 76 beauty appointments and 60 pub/club nights – plus a luxury Mexico holiday with her son!
DWP surveillance and her own social media posts nailed her. Hove Crown Court heard she even bagged a Motability BMW.
Judge slammed: “Pure and simple fraud… aggravated by pubbing, clubbing and Cancun.”
28-week suspended sentence + full £23k repayment ordered. Classic!




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@FBAwayDays 💯 Strathclyde Police were the biggest gang in the uk
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@Oliver___Brett @WeAreWST Only because Ronnie fucking Pickering wasn’t available
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@WeAreWST Was that Jeffey fucking Archer with the trophy presentation?
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