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@JordanBloch @DrDiGiorgio Lmao alright, buddy

@burlingtoneth @DrDiGiorgio Ok who cares? He was clearly trying to claim 50 percent tax rate by saying they have the same job.

Finished our taxes and came to a realization: In a two-physician household, one spouse's income is entirely confiscated by the government.

@JordanBloch @DrDiGiorgio Very likely one of them makes more than the other. If one makes $500k and the other makes $250k, it is very conceivable that the lesser earner’s entire salary goes directly to taxes.

@DrDiGiorgio Explain how you end up being the only couple in america to pay 50 percent in taxes

@stats_feed Not just that. Not only is it more than earth, more than the sun, more than the entire solar system… it’s almost as many atoms as we have in the entire Milky Way galaxy.

There are more ways to arrange a deck of cards than there are atoms on Earth

For those interested - this is about a $70,000 setup (just to purchase the equipment, non-customized, not installed). The pitcher rinser, drain, milk frother, and espresso group heads are all a single unit, a Mavam under-counter unit, about $30,000. He has 3 Mahlkonig e65w grind by weight espresso grinders, $3,000 each. He has a Puqpress automatic tamper, $1000. He uses some kind of built in puck cleaner too, probably $200. That spiny thing is a fancy rotary WDT tool, maybe $100. He’s got an under-counter ice machine and fridge, a built in water dispenser, a bunch of other random things that he didn’t use. For those asking - the buttons on the drain all control the espresso machine, on/off for the steam wands, hot water, double/single espresso, etc. It also has a built in scale that weighs the shot.

Last coffee order of the day at a small self-owned coffee shop [☕️ connordoescoffeee]

@qikipedia Kitchen blenders operate at 10x that minimum. Some even up to 100x that.

At the highest point of his quad axel jump, the figure skater Ilia Malinin rotates at about 350 revolutions per minute — the same rate as a kitchen blender.

@Fortnite Please just give us One Piece already

PREPARE. FOR. CHAOS. Join the boys in Cartmanland on Friday and keep your eyes peeled for the Stick of Truth…and CONTROL THE STORM!

A 12700k is $170 without a box. A 3080 is $300 without a box. It’s only 16gb of ddr5, and probably nothing great. $100 with no box. I will reiterate, this is a good deal, but it is not worth the hassle if you aren’t buying it to game on yourself or as a gift. Go look at actual sold listings.

@burlingtoneth @Pricerrors 32GB of DDR5 ram rn is at least $300 and the card and cpu are about $600

SAMS CLUB GLITCH - $2000 OFF GAMING DESKTOP $479.91 Acer Orion 5000 Desktop (Orig. $2,599) Check your local warehouse for in-store pickup It will show out of stock online Specs 👇(TONS OF VALUE) - Intel i7 - RTX 3080 - 16GB DDR5 - 2 TB SSD mavely.app.link/e/xir8YsdG4Yb

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I am still of this opinion GPT-5 is just highly retarded and does things Claude would never It just told me to delete a partition, promising me the data would remain (of course it wouldn't), then after I did it all data was gone and it said "That's exactly what happened!" 🤷‍♂️

@washghost1 Tell that to my $250 (+fees) ticket from a camera on a short bus stopped in the shoulder of the opposite side of a 2 lane divided highway with a large median. 4 lanes away. NY.

You’re supposed to stop unless there’s a divider

@CollinRugg They are selling for over $300 on eBay. Yes, selling. Not listed. Selling.

NEW: Starbucks releases apology after fights and arguments break out at various locations over their new Glass Starbucks Bearista cup. Starbucks fans are fuming and fighting over the company's new bear cup. One fight broke out in Houston and even made local news. "The excitement for our merchandise exceeded even our biggest expectations," a Starbucks spokesperson said to the New York Post. "Despite shipping more Bearista cups to coffeehouses than almost any other merchandise item this holiday season, the Bearista cup and some other items sold out fast." "We understand many customers were excited about the Bearista cup and apologize for the disappointment this may have caused."

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Me: "ChatGPT, are these berries poisonous?" ChatGPT: "No, these are 100% edible. Excellent for gut health." Me: "Awesome" # eats berries .... 60 minutes later Me: "ChatGPT, I'm in the emergency ward, those berries were poisonous." ChatGPT: "You're right. They are incredibly poisonous. Would you like me to list 10 other poisonous foods?" And this, folks, is the current state of AI reliability.

@niccruzpatane 2021 MYLR, 65k miles. Checked the breaks the other day and couldn’t believe my eyes.

After over 55,000 miles, the brakes on my 2021 Model Y Performance are basically brand new. 4 years of driving, hardly any wear.

@greggertruck You do realize they offer $99/month? Add or cancel anytime.

If FSD belonged to the Tesla account, meaning it could go with you to new vehicles or even in rentals, FSD would triple the take rate. Many don’t want to buy FSD for $8k to assign to a single vehicle that won’t have any realized value upon trade-in. Something Tesla should consider @elonmusk

@bill_ionss @_Shadow36 Added 50% to my bag <7m.

@AuraWhale33 @_Shadow36 According to my calculations, that means that $200M is next 🧐

We once watched $Retire once go to around 630k. People said it was over. The panic. The fear. Since then it made a new all time high of 20+ million. Today we saw Retire drop to 6.3 million. Another historic opportunity for what’s to come. Believe in something. @_Shadow36 ‘s thesis makes so much sense and this will be one of the top coins on Solana for the entire cycle. Q4 has just began. Prepare for parabola. @pumpdotfun updates to come and the Solana trenches will be back like never before. Goodnight.

@NvidiaANZ GeForce Day

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@NVIDIAGeForce GeForce Day

🟢 GEFORCE DAY IS BACK 🟢 To celebrate, we're giving away TWO GeForce RTX 5080 Founders Edition GPUs, signed by NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang. Want one? Comment "GeForce Day" for a chance to WIN & stay tuned for more!

@Whale_Guru Your reputation is in the gutter, bud.

@Xking332 $retire

We had memes pump because of tweets. We had memes pump because of replies. We had memes pump because of powerful people. But not a single meme pumped because of the meme itself. And that’s exactly why most of them collapsed. That’s problem number one. Problem number two is this. When the collapse happened, capital should’ve flowed back to Solana. And Solana should’ve seen coins explode to hundreds of millions. But that didn’t happen either. So now, we’re left with losers from two chains mocking each other. Neither side has a winner. The solution is simple. We need a proper memecoin. Not a memecoin that runs because someone tweeted. Not a memecoin that lives and dies by KOL hype. We need a memecoin that goes to multiple billions simply because it’s the perfect meme. Authentic. Viral. Old fashioned. Community driven. That proper memecoin is what brings greatness back to the trenches. And I’m going to find that memecoin.