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@robpizzola No foo foo drinks today! 🤷‍♂️

Montreal last night. Ottawa today. I actively root against both of these teams and I still couldn't stay away. There is nothing like playoff hockey in Canada.

@WesReynolds1 The sauce was talking 🤷‍♂️

Mark Rypien was a chatty Cathy up there.

@zGuz Who gets to change his diaper?

I am both surprised and simultaneously not surprised by some of the names in attendance at Trump’s memecoin luncheon

@leahfiles @realtimsharp He’s been a fool his whole life 🤷‍♂️

@realtimsharp He's acting like the boy on the playground who couldn't get the girl he liked to like him back. He is an embarrassment at any level.

Seems like an odd topic for a President at war to be discussing.

@jwalkermobile Had this in 2022 in Vegas. Quite tasty

Another brilliant night at 4 Charles Prime Rib

@robpizzola I question this decision 😂

Espresso martinis on ice before a playoff hockey game. Is this acceptable or have I lost the plot?

@robpizzola A bathroom problem at the arena could be legendary

Somewhere between Toronto and Montreal on my way to Habs Lightning tonight. Don't know the town. But I do know I'm about to risk everything on this parking lot fry truck. Haven't seen one of these in a long time. Some things you just can't drive past.

@GOFORTHE2 Took the bag

Whatever happened to Don Cheadle? Fell off a cliff that guy after Ocean’s, no?

@TheDegenWeekly YES

Today’s Debate 🗣️🎙️ Are you judging me for ordering a Piña Colada at a cocktail lounge?

@BKSportsTalk Let’s just trade for Mikolas then 😂

I wonder if this is something the #STLCards would consider. Pitching depth has been tested, could give them an option to eat some innings if they choose to send Leahy to AAA to figure things out there. x.com/TalkinBaseball…

@RepBoebert You ate ass. Regularly

The Biden FBI spied on me, pulling my travel records and making false allegations internally. They found nothing. If we don’t end the Deep State, it’ll end our country.

@lucyshow11 Pizza Hut 76

Where are they and what year is this? 🤔🤣

@danielbraden18 @PatrickE_Vegas @CaesarsEnt @WestgateVegas @CaesarsSports @SuperBookNV Wonder if he’s out

@PatrickE_Vegas @CaesarsEnt @WestgateVegas @CaesarsSports @SuperBookNV What does Murray have to say?

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@dustinswedelson My buddy says this won’t end well

#1 perk of having a Persian fiancé is learning about Gojeh Sabz 10/10 strongly recommend

@SuperBookNV @CaesarsSports But a lot of people will loose there jobs correct?

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@golfodds @NotTheeWillHill @CircaSports would be a great spot

after 22 years at the Hilton/Westgate, free agency looms

@TheDegenWeekly Stand up every once in a while, legs will go to sleep

Me and mock drafts for the next 3 hours

@Spreadapedia Or get advice from his boss “Ole Bobby handjob” 🤷‍♂️

This is the kind of quote you come up with when you brain is full of CTE.

@GrahamMotion @SenRickScott Says the Medicare fraudster

@SenRickScott our elections 🤔

It’s time to make the SAVE America Act the law of the land! We need to BLOW UP the filibuster and SECURE our elections 🇺🇸

@SenRickScott Says the Medicare fraudster