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@topskillsportuk Club to buy some players and sell some others. You've confused 'major overhaul' with thing that happens at every club every summer.

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Arsenal are GEARING UP for a major summer overhaul with Mikel Arteta and Andrea Berta targeting at least three first-team reinforcements. 😳🔴⚪️ Arsenal has opened talks for AC Milan star Rafael Leao as their primary left-winger option, with a £65-70m package already discussed. Julian Alvarez is the No.1 striker target from Atletico Madrid — Arsenal are preparing an £86m bid or player-plus-cash swap to land the “missing piece” up front. Young Lille midfielder Ayyoub Bouaddi is also a concrete priority, alongside possible right-back cover and defensive depth. To fund the moves, sales are now a must — with Benjamin White and potentially others on the exit list. Big changes coming to the Emirates this summer.

@WellOnside 😂😂 love it. 79 y/o man who hasn't worked in the game for 9 years (!!!) to come in & magically save everything. Even by spurs standards this is gold, would ❤️ this to happen

OK. Tottenham are in SERIOUS trouble. The best thing I think our hierarchy can do right now is… 1) Sack Igor Tudor and bring in Harry Redknapp and Ryan Mason until the end of the season. Clear priority of staying in the EPL. 2) Agree a deal with Mauricio Pochettino immediately, for him to join after the World Cup. If Spurs can’t let the public know, at least let the squad know in private. 3) Fly Mauricio in to London and hold a secret meeting with the squad, to discuss his vision and try give the squad something to fight for. Alongside Harry and Ryan. Thoughts?

@FansAgainstVAR_ The £ from that match can help wealdstone balance the books for the next year vs a few hundred people getting up 2 hours earlier. Get some perspective.

11:30am. Laughable. Zero consideration for supporters.

@Morganholmoore It does help

@rebekkarnold We're so familiar with any time a player from any non Liverpool team gets high praise every Liverpool supporter loses their heads WHAT ABOUT X LIVERPOOL PLAYER!?!?!! Every time. Tedious.

We’re so familiar with this disrespect when a new player gets the Sky PR, but there’s only one that every single time keeps delivering year in, year out…

If you could say something to King Charles. What would it be?

@PeterStefanovi2 Wow, that's fucking low even by over privileged toff standards. And completely untrue.

Private schools vote for legal action over VAT plans A group representing 1,400 private schools will press ahead with plans for a legal challenge against the government’s introduction of VAT from January. In a board meeting on Thursday, the Independent Schools Council (ISC), the body which includes most independent schools in the UK, voted to pave the way for legal action. Lord David Pannick KC, one of the country’s leading barristers in cases relating to government decisions, is to lead the challenge which will be brought on behalf of parents, including those with children with special educational needs and disabilities (Send). The group says its legal claimants will be parents who argue they cannot find an alternative education for their children in the state sector, and are likely to include families with children with special educational needs @BBCNews

We have imposed a £100K financial penalty on GB News, after our earlier investigation found ‘People’s Forum: The Prime Minister’, broke due impartiality rules. We've also directed GB News to broadcast a statement of our findings. More: ofcom.org.uk/tv-radio-and-o…

@PolitlcsUK I thought it was a good budget but knowing that utterly insane twat is set against it 100% confirms it was.

🚨 NEW: Liz Truss says Labour's Budget today is a "very socialist Budget" "Rachel Reeves is a disaster, this Budget is particularly bad, but let's be honest, the direction of travel started a long time ago. What she's done is pressed the accelerator on the economic doom loop."

@RishiSunak Fuck off gaslighter. All the taxes were on your lot, the rich. For once. Sucks to see how it's been for us for years doesn't it. I personally loved the abolition of non doms as a personal fuck you.

The broken promise budget.  And it is the working people of this country who will pay the price.

@chrishq Cheese, ham, tomato. Delicious every time, the every day sandwich

@Searchlight_mag Dumb people fall for dumb scam. Just be glad you're not that stupid

And before Tommy Robinson’s supporters start getting all arsy about him being banged up, they should remember one thing: tomorrow’s rally was originally supposed to be on 12th October. The date was changed at his insistence. He wanted it to happen between his two court appearances to exert maximum pressure on the authorities not to bang him up. And then he went online threatening Kier Starmer with a riot if the courts locked him up. Because as always, it’s really all about Tommy Robinson. But, as usual, his supporters fall for this stuff and rally round, even now pouring money into his highly-publicised grift fund. They never, ever learn that they are just being used, over and over again, by someone who claims to speak for them but is in fact just a grubby little chancer. @uaf @AntiRacismDay

Let’s get 500 retweets on this as soon as possible to humiliate Donald Trump. The greatest political ad ever made.

This is just part of what @Keir_Starmer has delivered in his first 100 days 👇

@FansAgainstVAR_ Yeah, sure. Our players are brilliant & always have been it's just it was Southgates fault. & Hodgesons. & Capellos. & McLaren's. & Sven's.. etc, etc forever & ever Or maybe you just over rate the players. Nah probably every manager we've ever had

Maybe Southgate was the problem and Carsley is also shite?

@shawntifying An adult eating haribo should be ashamed of themselves

@The_MJF The second time you pinned that tiny emo goth with a headlock takeover

5 years of me. Post your favorite MJF moments below to amuse me. #ThankMeLater

good evening twitter

It’s international coffee day, so argue amongst yourself what’s the best coffee? 👀

@supertanskiii Yes, whoops apocalypse was a satirical comedy but if this lunatic outlasted the lettuce it could've been reality. She absolutely needs clinical assessment, she is really obviously mentally unstable.

BREAKING: Liz Truss’s mind. She’s now claiming an “Underground transgender mafia” were plotting against her and that they’re the ones that are really running the country. She is fucking insane. Genuinely. Properly batshit. bigissue.com/news/politics/…