Butterside up🧈🇬🇧

@Neccccy Sausageless

Describe India Willoughby in one word?

Today I actually used a piece of wood I’ve been keeping in my garage since 2004

@anothercohen Just looking for parody binoculars

I was fired from Meta today. I created the policy that provided tampons in all the men's restrooms. I was shocked to see my role eliminated as part of the DEI cuts. The work I was doing was so crucial for our company culture. I know I'll land on my feet after this and come back stronger. Onwards!

If only 🤣🤣

UK scientists create world's first diamond battery, capable of giving thousands of years of power | ITV News itv.com/news/2024-12-0…

@UKLabour You mean voting labour?

Never forget. Never again.

@CathyMo41926708 @mikemoves12 Won’t take much to be fair, we have a labour council 🤣

@mikemoves12 How irresponsible! Now watch that area deteriorate rapidly!

Over in Huddersfield, the ohhh so wise ones have decided to put illegal immigrants in the students' hall of residence. And it's upset many students. Hahahaha,these same students were chanting "refugees welcome " not so welcome now are they. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KatyJayne101 Attention seeking T🤷AT

Thanks to Brexit from next year we will have to pay to visit the EU. This is what happens when you cancel membership to an exclusive club - you lose all the benefits and have to pay a premium for the occasional use of their facilities.

@jonlis1 Best stop doing it then🤷

Won’t ever stop making this point when it comes to discussions about foreign aid. Nothing we give back to these countries will ever make up for what we did to them and took from them

@jeremycorbyn Pandering to the population, awful behaviour from a government elected by the population

Earlier this month, the far right set fire to hotels housing asylum seekers. Today, the government announced a "major surge" in deportations and promised to re-open detention centres. The government could have stood up to the far right. Instead, it pandered to them.

@TateNews_ Social media

One thing.

@sophielouisecc You mean you haven’t yet?

Do you think I should leave the tories?

@itvnews Also more likely to be carrying a bladed item or drugs, but let’s skip that bit of info, doesn’t for the narrative

Black children in England and Wales four times more likely to be strip-searched by police #Echobox=1724049218" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">itv.com/news/2024-08-1…

@XRLlareggub @jeremycorbyn I noticed he said a majority Not the majority, pointless tweet from JC 🤣

@jeremycorbyn You have no way of actually knowing that, so you made it up.

A majority of the public want the UK to end arms sales to Israel. A Foreign Office official has resigned over arms sales to Israel. Our common humanity demands an end to arms sales to Israel. Why won't the government listen?