Watty
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@buttuglydude I said it to my wife last night and she stared at me for 2 minutes straight refusing to react
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Y’all really need to learn to separate the fart from the fartist.
Peace and love
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Weird how it’s called Canada Dry when a Can a da stuff makes me WET 💦
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Whole family of six stopping by to snap a pic and junior is throwing a deposit in the spank bank
PETA@peta
We put a human “lobster” on a plate outside @MELobsterFest to force people to see the victim behind the tradition🦞💔
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Eagles players spent one offseason learning Shanahan tree stuff and realized they could have won four straight super bowls if they just did this shit the whole time.
Ari Meirov@MySportsUpdate
#Eagles LT Jordan Mailata says new OC Sean Mannion is an "evil genius." Mailata said that while learning the scheme, Mannion walks the offense through how the defense is expected to react. It makes you realize there's a purpose behind every detail in a play.
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July 30th, 2009 - Chase Utley gets
quick revenge on Jonathan Sanchez after being thrown
at with a home run. The two would continue their
rivalry later on.
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Varsho, Gausman, Hoffman?
Jon Morosi@jonmorosi
The Blue Jays & Phillies are emerging as trade partners, as I reported on @MLBNetwork. Philly has multiple needs. Toronto has available veterans in those areas: Gausman, Bieber, Hoffman, Springer, Varsho. As spring complex neighbors, Jays execs know Phillies prospects well.
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I’d take Zach Neto on the Phils.
Philly Nation@Philly__Nation
Jeff Passan on his hit with ESPN talking about the Phillies once again mentioned Zach Neto being a strong possibility for the Phillies. Mentioned that it would likely lead to Stott moving to third and one of Trea or Neto playing second. Interesting
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My fucking boy right here
MLB Home Run@MLBHR
Kyle Manzardo - Cleveland Guardians (13) Solo 425 feet +475 @BetMGM
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I think he’s a lush. And I know a lush when I see one!
Wiffleball@CorkballOne
I’m not closely following the Kyle Shanahan crash story but am I being asked to believe that he dropped his cell phone with such force that his air bag deployed?
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Howie Roseman on keeping the young defense together: "I would say to our fans, if you're wearing a jersey with some of those guys with those names on the back, we fully intend for those guys to be here on the long term."
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I’m starting to get excited. It’s that time of year where fans of every team thinks they’re going 14-3.
Patrick@PhillyPMC
I regret to inform the rest of the NFL that the vibes are indeed immaculate for the Eagles.
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Dave Dombrowski’s roster construction with the resources that he’s been given is absolutely pathetic.
But as someone who generally does not think managers matter, it’s amazing how Don Mattingly makes the straight-up wrong decision five times per week. It’s unbelievable.
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