Brian Vrablic

@FedExHelp @FedEx you guys are awful. Your stupid website reads that your door tag will provide information about a missed delivery. It doesn’t. Do better.

@RepAdamSchiff @RepSwalwell @RepSwalwell and me. Just sayin.

Kevin McCarthy just kicked me and @RepSwalwell off the Intelligence Committee. This is petty, political payback for investigating Donald Trump. If he thinks this will stop me, he will soon find out just how wrong he is. I will always defend our democracy.

@JeffJacksonNC Soon, buying weed will be easier in NC than buying alcohol. Please end the hammer and sickle style rationing of alcohol in NC.

BREAKING: Medical marijuana passes NC Senate, 35-10. Goes to House. Prospects uncertain.

I wonder if the opposite conclusion of chapter 4 of @Freakonomics will be true in 15-25 years?

@RepThomasMassie I’m right brained. Can you plot the graph please?

The partial derivative of the price of food with respect to atmospheric carbon dioxide concentration is negative. Let that sink in.

@orneryscientist If the hospital lobby (who likely wrote this letter for the congressmen, are so concerned with nurse staffing agency costs, why are they not including physician staffing agencies. I can guess that similar practices are being implemented by physician staffing agencies

@orneryscientist Shame on you @RepDavidRouzer for signing this. If the hospital lobby that wrote this letter for messers Welch and Griffith agree to ensure that the hospital charges less for services if nurse staffing firms are capped then ok. If not, then this isn’t fair

If anyone in Greensboro wants to get a beer, I’ll be at SouthEnd Brewing today at 2:30 pm. Everyone is welcome. Family friendly. Stop by and say hi. Hope to see you. - Jeff

@bvrablic I just remember being inside the engineering building and ducking saying WTF was that!?!?

@bvrablic This brought back memories of you lighting the pig roaster that one fateful afternoon.

@erie_seawolves @MLBNetwork @baseballhall @MascotHall are you listening?

Fixed it.

Hey @stoolpresidente and @EKANardini I hear @bariweiss is available for @barstoolpol

@jonathanvswan @tylercralle But Bezos didn’t and would have never hired @EKANardini. She’s a big part of the valuation and we should be celebrating that.

For context, Bezos paid $250 million in 2013 for the Washington Post.

Man buys $6M Super Bowl ad to thank veterinarians who saved his dog’s life fox5ny.com/news/man-buys-…

@TrineAthletics @TrineUniversity as of Homecoming 2019, Storm is officially eligible for @MascotHall. Time to start the petition so he’s not just a guest there at special events. #makestormpermanent. #stormforHOF

@stoolpresidente @EKANardini time to hire @CoachsCornerDC

Having a bit of a maintenance challenge on AA174 eh @AmericanAir? Cancellation yesterday, delay today.... not ideal. #groundhogday #missedconnections

@AmericanAir See DM.

@bvrablic Come on over to our DMs and let us know what's up with the app? We'll get your info over to a tech for review.

@AmericanAir to where can I send info about an issue with the app?

I need to know what ear buds @FeliciaCombsTWC is wearing in Savannah today.