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Got a letter from the HOA yesterday Actual letter In an envelope With a stamp In 2026 The letter said my trash can was visible from the street for too long on collection day The fine is $50 I checked my Ring camera The truck came at 7:03am I brought the can in at 7:14am 11 minutes $50 That's $4.55 per minute of trash can visibility My therapist charges $250 an hour That's $4.17 per minute My trash can sitting in a driveway is now more expensive per minute than therapy I looked at the letter again It was signed by the HOA president Her name is Karen Of course it is I know this woman She lives four houses down She still has Christmas lights up It's March I know because I drive past them twice a day And because that's what I do I checked the HOA bylaws All 47 pages Section 4.2 says all exterior fixtures and lighting must be seasonal and removed within 30 days of the applicable holiday Her lights have been up for 97 days I went to the HOA meeting Tuesday night 7pm In a church basement Folding chairs Fruit platter that nobody touched Seven people showed up Four of them were on the board The other three were there to complain I was there to read My wife came with me She didn't want to But she said "if I don't come you'll end up on the news" I brought my legal pad Karen called the meeting to order She talked about community standards She talked about property values She talked about the importance of curb appeal From a woman whose Christmas lights are still blinking in March I raised my hand She said "we'll take questions at the end" I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order." She looked at me I opened my legal pad I said "Section 4.2 requires seasonal decorations to be removed within 30 days. Your Christmas lights have been up for 97 days. You fined me $50 for 11 minutes of trash can visibility on collection day while you've been in violation for over three months." The room was quiet One of the other three complainers said "he's right" The board members looked at each other Karen said "that's a separate issue" I said "it's the same bylaws" She said "we'll review it" I said "I already did. Page 12. Happy to share my highlights." My wife looked at the ceiling Some things never change Karen said "I think we should move on" I said "agreed. I'll move on when the Christmas lights do." Nobody laughed I wasn't joking I paid the $50 Because it's $50 and I'm not going to die on that hill But if the rules apply to me they apply to everyone So I filed a formal complaint about the lights With photos Timestamped Funny how surveillance works both ways The fine for seasonal decoration violations is $75 per occurrence She's been in violation for 67 days past the 30-day grace period I'll let her do the math Or I'll do it for her Because that's what I do Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@HollowaySimmer @NOH8Campaign no one gives a fuck about a racists opinion

@NOH8Campaign Trans people are homophobic so the whole “No H8” doesn’t really work anymore

Happy International #TransDayofVisibility! #NOH8 #TDOV

The moment I noticed your company is using generative AI. I’m no longer interested in your product. I don’t care what it is. Hire real people, with real experience and talent as artists. Pay them their worth and then I’ll support your business.

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he has a sissy fetish and she was cucking him on time paid for by the taxpayer is what I'm reading here

The first person to expose Jeffrey Epstein was a trans woman named Ava Cordero. She wasn't listened to and was openly mocked and he went on to abuse thousands of other women and children as a result

Thomas Massie is sounding the alarm. Congress is about to pass a liability shield for Bayer — a foreign corporation — that would strip Americans of the right to sue when glyphosate gives them cancer. Massie: “This is not to grant farmers immunity. This is to grant corporations immunity. If you contract non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma from this chemical — you won’t be able to sue.” Bayer has already paid billions settling cancer lawsuits. This bill ends future lawsuits permanently. RFK Jr. built his brand on MAHA. Trump is urging Republicans to pass it anyway.

I love you Arthur Morgan.

This is why trans day of visibility exists. This is why pride is necessary. This is why we continue to celebrate our existence and fight. This is what you’re conveniently ignoring when you ask “what rights are you fighting for” The right to exist. The right to dignity. The right to be seen.

"Save Men Campaign" and it's just saving men who rape their wives from going to jail

@colinarmis makes me want to uninstall Finch tbh

ngl hearing an ad start with "hot take for all my bed rotting girlies-” put me in such a bad mood

@wildklip a grown woman starting shit with kids at work... trash !

RAC¡ST KAREN gets BE@T by EMPLOYEES 👊

No one is talking about the fact that Israel has, up to this moment, seized and taken more than 58% of Gaza’s land, including our homes and our lands that were once our source of life and safety. More than 1.5 million people are now living in less than 40% of Gaza’s original area, confined to worn-out tents along the seashore, with no basic necessities for life. No agriculture, no industry, no fishing, no livestock, no goods, and not even the ability to travel or escape this harsh reality. We are not only losing land we are losing everything with it our lives, our stability, and our future. Speak about the settlement expansion, speak about this ongoing suffocation, speak about the death we are living through every day.

凍ったパイプと足がくっついてしまったカワセミ、それを発見した男性が手の温度で温めて溶かそうとする様子…

JR Smith a grave changé depuis la fin de sa carrière. Il est allé à la fac et a suivi un cursus en science humaine (art libéraux) et il est en 5ème année actuellement en ayant des moyennes élevées. Depuis bah il est revenu sur pas mal de choses dans sa carrière et je me

Since the overturning of Roe v. Wade, 412 women have been arrested. In contrast, following the release of the Epstein files, not a single man has been arrested.

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6 of them were guaranteed to rule in favor of child torture but EIGHT???