COBALT THORIUM G

@throatenator hey i am a men #ShootersShoot

blocking all the men in my phone to focus on other men

@CostanzaXLIX if it’s not #snowing (melted) i’m not #going

Yeah im gonna rip some #Bag this weekend. #Hydrated

@MichaelBScott69 #real

Yea because I’d just be left on delivered😹😹

@ppldontforget8 #whatdatmean

Foid dropped this banger outta nowhere #iguessbro

@Rob2Shifty don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened

@c0THg 😭😭

Sweet cartwheeling Jesus

@Lumivibes_ what do you mean bro i do this

would yall keep tweeting with 0 likes?

@juniorbiscuit19 let’s expand #FindingOurselves

Is it really a slump if you are actively avoiding putting yourself in situations to talk to women

@bagmcfarland Wow. It’s never been more over. Let me give you my PTs number.

My girl is going to Claviculars club tonight am I #cooked or what

@sexaddictsander Thank you Zuck #BasedDepartment

Meta will do anything in its power to put hot women in front of me

@denizdoingstuff @252clubb what’s best way to learn?

@252clubb Yeah I only use it to learn vocabulary it’s basically useless if you actually want to learn a language

Yo wait the value for just 7,99 a month is crazy

@Ebitduhmommy potentially chad? will have to go to the umpires for the full result

Was at the club w my friend and this guy takes a photo w her, autotunes HER face and boobs right in front of us adding fake eyelashes on her and posts it on Instagram. I cannot make this shit up

yeah why don’t i just go ahead and kill myself instead

@JizzerJohnson yep, you just earnt a follow from me man. #Bomment

Boobs are so sick

is it an EU requirement for all tourists from europe to leave their brains at home? all of them are genuine NPCs, it’s astonishing

shitting in a quiet museum toilet probably a top 10 experience OAT

just said “i’m unc” to someone not terminally online and they looked at me like i was a fucking retard.

why do people in vancouver pay sydney property prices for a city with US-esque homelessness issues? insane to me. you would never see this shit in sydney, or if it is it’s like a 10th of the problem. crazy.

*androgenic voice* the hantavirus situation is fucked. stay tunedem.

Niggas get a new unknown virus and the 1st thing they do is take a flight