Paul the Lesser

Ok, I think we all could use some joy right now. Tell me something good! and/or send fun memes

@NickAllmaier 🎶 I can't get no...procreation 🎸

Abram before he's called

@swcarlson1 @awstar11 @AnthonyAbides @foster_type

@awstar11 @AnthonyAbides @foster_type They might even be able to deploy a frigate or two. I know I’m quaking at the lukewarm rage of the EU. They called ISAF “I Sucked At Fighting”.

I'm seeing a lot of my friends take this position but I think three things: 1) it's revisionist and an attempt to resolve cognitive dissonance over one of the most inexplicably bad things the administration has ever done. 2) it's a canard to say "the invasion threat wasn't serious, therefore this is a non-issue." The threat was a huge issue whether it was credible or not. 3) Denmark was absolutely right to take it seriously regardless, and their moves to that effect helped force the administration to back down, not out of fear of losing an armed confrontation, but by forcing key contingents who were quietly tolerating Trump's antics to get serious about pushing back

@kevinbaum013 Time to call in the A-team

This sounds bad.

Brilliant!

NOW!

Put me in touch with Fox news

@JonnyMicro @CallMeK1123

@CallMeK1123 And yet this tweet could itself be considered subtweeting, ironic

subtweeting is feminine behavior.

@zenahitz I am definitely the only person in the gym without ear buds. Every single time.

Am I the last person on earth who listens to nothing? Birdsong, quiet, breeze in trees?

@pgepps @PatsTireAndAuto Love Jeeps!!! instagram.com/reel/DU_k2fTEh…

@dsonoiki @honeymoonaries

@honeymoonaries I can explain you want to be sitting down for this there isn’t “ample proof” there actually isn’t any proof at all that’s how

im just not understanding how there is ample proof going around of the president molesting children and he is literally still the fucking PRESIDENT

@alancornett Saw it at the Avalon in Milwaukee when it came out. Unforgettable!

Watching Raiders of the Lost Ark and realizing it was made closer to the time setting than I am now to its release. I saw it multiple times in theaters when it came out.

@JonnyMicro @janefkndoe AI?

@janefkndoe She looks too mannish to have all these demands

@SarahTheBanned @VekaFitzfrancis @JonnyMicro

@c5813 @VekaFitzfrancis @JonnyMicro Pluto is a planet! This is a hill I will die on!!!🤣

This is so cool

@VekaFitzfrancis @SarahTheBanned @JonnyMicro And with no consultation with planetary scientists!

@SarahTheBanned @JonnyMicro Same, but as a Scorpio I have a bias. Also, the way they downgraded Pluto was straight shenanigans. They waited until the majority of the scientists had left the convention, then down voted Pluto, *because they knew better than the other astronomers.*

@MartinEye1359 WOLVERINE!!!

Right now I’ve got a few words for some of our brothers and sisters in the occupied zones: 'The chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall.' 'John has a long mustache, John has a long mustache.' It's twelve o'clock, American, another day closer to victory."

@KittyJabs @ZeekArkham @TheDamaniFelder Same. I may have to reduce my use of "ballyhoo."

@ZeekArkham @TheDamaniFelder I just want to use “foolywang” in all of my conversations now 😂

Everybody saying "Kamala wouldn't have gotten us into a 'war' with Iran" please remember that her idea of conflict avoidance with Iranians chanting "Death to America" for decades was giggling and saying "dOn'T."

@fedo13065341 @TheCatholicEngr @ManuelSConde 🎶 Baby Jet do do do do do 🎵

@TheCatholicEngr @ManuelSConde

That's where new F35s come from

@NrthEastKngdm @Aquinas_Quotes Was it necessary to eat the passover lamb?

@Aquinas_Quotes Was it necessary for the Israel to eat the manna and quail in the desert? No. But you'd probably not make it long without it.

Is the Eucharist necessary for salvation?

@GrayConnolly @alexkaufmann Seems like I'm unlearning something new every day.

@c5813 @alexkaufmann Not sure either of these are true tbqh

Yes but the one decision of WW2 that caused Churchill immense personal distress. No one sane takes pleasure from inflicting death, especially at sea. Very good scene in Greyhound where the Captain corrects a sailor saying '50 dead krauts' to 'they were 50 souls'.