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Me mindlessly watching Preseason football at the bar instead of talking to any of the dozens of attractive women dancing near me

@calebwi18iams Happ is mid but he’s one of the only starters with an OPS over .700 right now lol

Ian happ has to fucking go I’m so fucking over it

My running back isn’t a criminal

@DanteTheDon @CarlsBeef @SooperShoe Yes, won’t somebody please think of the poor, sad, hopeless Boston sports fans who have only gotten to experience 6 Super Bowls, 4 World Series wins, 2 NBA titles, and 1 Stanley Cup in the past 25 years???

@CarlsBeef @SooperShoe Can I invite you to turn on TNT for the Boston Red Sox sad excuse for a major league ball club?

I would rather live in North Korea than watch another inning of Chicago Cubs baseball

I’m no expert here but how is it that the Cubs have not been able to consistently develop home grown pitching arms since Theo was around? Cade Horton and Justin Steele are the only guys drafted by us to actually be good. Hendricks too but he was technically acquired via trade

GNX on here but not Views or Iceman

@dsonoiki None of the features are officially credited on Astroworld. No need to rage bait

he already broke it he’s uncredited on Sicko Mode for some reason

“Hopefully no more beats like one of the best songs of your career!”

@CarlsBeef But Carl! Nico, PCA, Happ, and Swanson have like really good defensive WARs!!!!!!

I feel like this would be so much cooler if we scored more than 7 runs in the last 5 games

Team that has two separate 10 game win streaks and went 20-3 over a 23 game span has now lost 7 straight. Funniest team ever

It’s not really an exaggeration to say that Filoni Star Wars is basically what my brothers and I would come up with when we played with the action figures as kids

@extramicrowave He’s Justin Fields in the sense that they both give you hype moments & aura to trick you into thinking they’re good but are unable to actually win games or lead an NFL offense

Man I cant believe people think Jaxson Dart is any good

Idk bout u but he seems like the fucking boy

Pipe Rock Theory’s influence

Just saw a USA Today Star Wars movie ranking with Rise of Skywalker ahead of the first two prequels, ROTS and Rogue One bottom half, Last Jedi at 5, and Force Awakens at 3

How I feel having dropped The Boys after season 3

Problem with the Cubs is that they have like 4 or 5 guys who are high WAR but only because of their defense and also have average or below average OPS and can’t hit in high leverage situations

@Lionsinsupabowl It’s because all normal ppl listen to it, correctly assesses that it sucks, and then move on with their lives, while the Drake fans keep endlessly shouting into the void until there’s nobody who still cares to argue with them

Drake fans will defend any shitass song by just saying "it ages well" when it never has

@Mellowmikenfl I don’t get it, Paul Skenes doesn’t walk many batters!

Which one doesn’t belong? I’ll give you a hint, it’s the inaccurate f*cker on the left.

@extramicrowave Meant to say “division” instead of “conference” but the point still stands

@extramicrowave Um, he drafted 3 different WR3s, gave his QB who’s never won his conference a billion dollar long term deal, and traded away all his future picks for a guy who wound up tearing his ACL in his first season, duh!

What has Gute done to get the reputation he has?