Carl

happy valentine’s day 💞

imagine getting the iPhone Air and then putting an Otterbox case on it. Brother you are losing the plot

i am so sick and tired of using the teams salute emoji, it does not accurately reflect how locked in i actually am. he is NOT locked in. stupid fucking idiot.

@TinreyDu on sale rn on running warehouse btw

@ca2lito Was curious they are very nice

Freak behavior

@not_angelrivera @madisonbeer 😵😱

Just to let you know @madisonbeer, I’m no longer free on February 14th

Gimme a shot, maybe I'm the 1 4 you 😳😉 @madisonbeer

Jackie Chan confirms #RushHour4 is in the works

@tinaloucal huhh?? elo > women

@ca2lito STOP i thought you went through a breakup or smth holy fuck

@Xfinity @comcast explain this pls.

whatever tf the rizz is, I want it

Imma be a murderer for Halloween the way I killed that controls exam

@DhrtvanSherman @probablynotsaif The classic saif kazme shorts

new pfp goes crazy

"I wish there was a way to know when you're in the good ol' days before you've actually left them"

Girlfriend applications are open. Entry-level to Experienced candidates are welcome.

@zarcoFPS ty bro ly <3

@ccalar2k love you carl have a good one old man

didnt wanna feel old on my bday so i played mw2 to feel younger

My mom is currently tracking my sister's whereabouts like an amazon package