(celes)tina

(threateningly) i am going to make a spreadsheet

girls be like: im watching my comfort tv show The show:

That dawg in me lowkey a cat

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I’m a very busy ambitious sleepy young woman

i'm full of rage but in a very chill and nonchalant way

Your bf/gf should be your 3rd priority your 1st and 2nd should be 1) committing to the bit 2) does your fit go hard

bisexuality is crazy bc i am terrified of girls and disgusted by men..!!!

Did you sleep well? Me:

the breakup of boygenius is kinda like one direction hiatus for people who r gay, depressed and wear dr martens

I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson

@hearstmining the receipts are crazy w this one

The boys going out on a Friday night to drink 145 beers, name actors at each other and talk to zero women

im drinking a hot choccy and going blanky mode u stupid bitch

@ORTrailSurvivor can’t be mad for you bc i’m him 🤪

having acts of service parents is actually so cute bc why did my mom call me while she’s at the store just to ask me what kind of oat milk she should get for when i go home 🥺