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@sascampaigns @SouthWestWater @wessexwater @DwrCymru @SouthernWater Why isn’t this showing on your app?

Shockingly unsurprising. It's a horrifying sight on our Safer Seas and Rivers Service app today. ❌ ❌ ❌ What's happening? A rainy day and sewage SPEWS into our waterways. @SouthWestWater @WessexWater @DwrCymru @SouthernWater is that you? 🕵️

@sascampaigns is there something up with your app? Seeing widespread reports of sewage release across south coast but blue ticks on the app everywhere…

3 reasons why purpose is killing brand marketing. 1. Purpose statements are bland by design. They are built by moving up the benefit ladder from the specifics of a business to generic themes common to all brands in the category. This means they all sound the same.

@hamid Go on…

Adalfric reached into his dirty, torn rough-wool tunic and grasped for his flint shank. His adversary pre-empted his move with a dagger of his own, cruel and gleaming and copper. The blade slid into him as through lard on a griddle. Adalfric fell back into the cold.

Adobe can do one. Want to cancel auto-renewal of a subscription? You can't. Want to cancel your subscription a week before auto-renewal happens? You have to pay an early termination fee. Looking for an alternative to Lightroom that's easy to use for light photo editing.

@tobeconfirmed Just had my bloody windows cleaned as well…

There appears to be a fine layer of sand over everything outside in SE London. That's a lot of travelling that Saharan sand has done.

I’ve never worked with Ramzi directly but good friends of mine have and by all accounts he’s flipping excellent at what he does. Drop him a note if you’re looking for awesome people.

@hamid Module? It was a bit of php that @nodefortytwo wrote for me IIRC

@cafers don't suppose you remember that module that you were using for your is it christmas music time yet website from way back when?

Might register a website that's just a randomised list of stuff like this

@hamid @tobeconfirmed don't you start Sirhan

@cafers @tobeconfirmed Cum-office? 🥸

Just waiting on the wireless keyboard and mouse....

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