that caitlin bitch

New Year, same tired.

@RealEmirHan this exact scene is what made 12yo me fall in love with Mark Ruffalo

Mark Ruffalo almost didn’t do ‘13 Going on 30’ because he hated the dance scene. “I read it and thought, ‘I can’t do this movie. I can’t get up and do that.’” Ruffalo says Jennifer Garner learned the dance “in like 30 minutes” while he had to spend six hours in the dance class. “So, when she dragged me out there, she was literally dragging me out there like that was not acting at all."

@GHardstark I listened to “Beth’s Dead” per your rec. and ARE YOU LITERALLY KIDDING ME the way my jaw hit the floooooor

I have never ever been happier for @taylorswift13 more than I am right now. Her career. Her impact. Her intelligence. Her beauty. Her love. Her man’s love. Stfu I could punch something I’m so fkn happy. #TheLifeOfAShowgirl #ts12

@JasonKelce “I know an @LLBean boot when I see one” - every single Mainer

Last 24 hours

@MOkpogode @MattWallace888 I work for a dentist and our waiting room sure doesn’t look like that. Maybe we’re slacking…

Grow up, people! Since when did a little shimmy turn into cheating?! It’s a concert, for crying out loud not a motel room with mood lighting and Marvin Gaye! Anyone with a pulse could be a dance partner. Next, you’ll say clapping too enthusiastically is flirting. I’ve had more scandal in a dentist’s waiting room. Get a grip guys!

The CEO of one of the largest tech companies in the world was just caught on camera having an affair with his head of HR 🤦🏻‍♂️

@taylornation13 absolutely not, thank you for asking

Is everyone okay? 😭😭😭 #VancouverTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour

@DatelineNBC The Disappearance of Ayla Reynolds. So, so sad en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappear…

Do you have any cold cases where you live? #Dateline

@WGME “It guarantees workers in both the private and public sector have 12 weeks of paid family medical leave for things like the birth of a child or caring for a relative.” Yes, how terrible that if you’re out of work to care for a sick loved one, you’ll still get a paycheck. AWFUL.

A heads up for workers in Maine: in less than a month, your paycheck is about to go down slightly to help pay for Maine’s new paid family medical leave program. DETAILS: bit.ly/4fbIIty

exactly this

@JoshMankiewicz love you, buddy! 💗

Taking some time off from this place and heading for bluer skies. Tough call, because I’ve made a lot of friends here. Thanks to all of you -especially the #Dateline audience.

excuse me @taylornation13, can you let @taylorswift13 know that I did NOT vote for the Oompa Loompa please? With everything else, I can’t stand the thought of her being disappointed in me even though she doesn’t know who I am IRL (we’re BFF’s in my dreams). Today is a sad day.

@JoshMankiewicz It’s me, I’m the raccoon. Trying to get any flight out of this goddamn country.

Raccoon busts through ceiling at LaGuardia Airport next to Spirit Airlines gate gothamist.com/news/raccoon-b…

@DatelineNBC @ReporterBlayne Congratulations Blayne!! So excited!! 🤗

Let’s all give a warm welcome to @ReporterBlayne! Read all about the new #Dateline correspondent here: nbc.com/nbc-insider/ne…

@FrankBuckleyTV @DatelineNBC @JoshMankiewicz @TVbyLange @MarkTLive @tgorin44 @JimAvilaABC @ironworker1 @thebobasher happy belated birthday to that guy who looks like John Quinoñes!

You know him as your favorite @DatelineNBC correspondent (after Keith, Dennis, and Andrea et al.) but I know @JoshMankiewicz as the best friend a guy could have. And all of these other guys would agree. Happy Birthday Mankie!

@JoshMankiewicz I love you in What Would You Do, an inspiration

My hair looks great here

@JoshMankiewicz he said IRRELEVANT, bud

Call me immediately

@JoshMankiewicz The “wait hold on let me try that again”

Death Wish

@JoshMankiewicz Omg Trump and I DO have something in common- constantly cancelling all my other plans for you

I specifically -told- you NOT to cancel those sentencing plans. You really need to go to that. As for dinner? Well, some big tough guys with tears in their eyes told me it was a mistake. “Sir, you already spend enough time with criminals,” they said.

@OlPennington hell yeah ya did 😎

@JoshMankiewicz ♥️

Today you would be the coolest 100-year-old ever. You’d still be cooking eggs and onions, guzzling black coffee and reading three daily newspapers while quoting Aeschylus. Then -always- you’d make us laugh. I miss you.