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@Trump_ton @hickychip Brexit and this pathetic Tory Government have done more to advance Scottish independence than anything the SNP could possibly say or do

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Breaking news Leonardo DiCaprio,51. Has officially revealed His new girlfriend

@AnnaWilliam72 Bit old for him isn’t she?

@MrsAstronaut @Malcolm_Offord Spot on

@Malcolm_Offord We have a choice of not voting for a disgusting racist party like yours

Scotland has a choice. It can continue being a place where you’re burdened with ever higher tax bills for worsening public services – a place of managed decline and mid-table mediocrity. Or it can be a place where effort and ambition are rewarded, encouraging expansion and growth. With Reform, our first budget would cut Scottish income tax so that it’s the lowest in the UK for everyone. And despite what Holyrood’s cosy consensus will try to tell you, it doesn’t take much. It requires just 3% of the budget to be trimmed. I spent decades turning businesses around, investing in those that had potential to make them profitable - that was my whole career! So I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that you can trim 3% of an organisation’s budget without any impact on frontline services – especially when it’s one as ridiculously bloated and bureaucratic as the Scottish Government. So I refuse to settle for the cosy consensus. I’m ambitious for Scotland, and I want Scotland to reward ambition. For change, the only choice on May 7th is Reform.

@MrsAstronaut Starmer is a spineless cunt and Trumps lackey

Fucking disgraceful

@eric_ernie_col Wow. Is it really that long ago?

Little Ern died on this date in 1999… …he was a lovely little mover, those short, fat, hairy legs proved their worth over the years…you still can’t see the join! Ernest Wiseman OBE 27 November 1925 – 21 March 1999 #ErnieWise #MorecambeAndWise #StillBringingSunshine 👓☀️❤️

@DamianLow3 @SheronWilkie If he progresses to 6d chess he wins a tanner Niche but IYKYK

So the country you went to war with, you have now lifted oil sanctions on, including permitting the sale of Iranian crude and refined products into the United States. Anyone still think Trump is playing 5D chess?

@ImSpeaking13 Is that the sound a hippo would make if an elephant fucked it?

Lara Trump should stick to what she’s good at. Oh wait…she’s not good at anything.

@ForeverScept Agreed

I think about these beauties more than i should. Yet to find anything remotely close to them. Bring them back!! Restore Brannigans.

@_GlobeObserver Hypocritical cu t

🚨 BREAKING: Israeli Defense Minister says Iran’s cluster missile attacks on Israel are a “war crime.”

@princess_kim_k 🤞

Dead?

@80s_Kidz And British Home Stores

Who remembers walking round the local Boots store and seeing the interrogation droid from Star Wars on the ceilings?

@MedicKnowledgeX Well I knew that.

G-spot

I hope every American fully understands how Trump is perceived outside of America.

@NatureUnedited Jammy buggers

During the summer months in the Arctic Circle, polar bears can be found snoozing among grass and fireweed on patches of land that emerge as sea ice retreats. They enjoy naps and can sleep up to 18 hours a day

@FurkanGozukara @solamiga But that spineless prick of a PM Starmer has aligned us with Trump

British defense analyst drops a bombshell: The US war in Iran is unwinnable. He predicts America will walk away with a massive strategic failure, failing to achieve regime change or destroy the nuclear program. The UK military wants absolutely no part of this disaster.

@JoJoFromJerz @PeterDilworth1 Thought Iran had been defeated over a week ago

At this point it’s impossible to tell where the real Hegseth ends and the Colin Jost parody Hegseth begins.

@Kratosdmos1 @NizMhani @BBCNews @SkyNews @Channel4News @CNN @netanyahu Funny yet so deserving of the Dexter treatment

@NizMhani @BBCNews @SkyNews @Channel4News @CNN @netanyahu Sorry he has another urgent appointment

Dear @BBCNews, @SkyNews, @Channel4News, @CNN Can you confirm if any of your correspondents actually saw @netanyahu in person at this press conference (or any other) and not just behind a screen? Thanks. Niz

@DominicBRNKMN Looks shit to me

Build quality on the new, fully electric €200k Cayenne Turbo. I’m speechless

@implausibleblog @Brown666W Starmer is a spineless tunc

BBC News at 10, "Keir Starmer's Labour government has agreed to give the US greater use of British bases in its continuing war with Iran" "Iran's foreign minister said the British decision was putting UK lives at risk"