caley

perfume commercials are so fucking weird

i wish i could google “am I dying or is it just allergies” and get an actual response

remember dental “headgear”? once, i wore mine while having a lemonade stand in my front yard cuz I thought people would feel bad for me and give me more $

how can a space laser even be Jewish?

is there anyone who actually enjoys looking at themself in the mirror

who would’ve guessed that 2020 would be the year for the browns 🤯🤣

the electoral college is garbage

When Pence says he’s pro-life, he just means he’s pro-birth, doesn’t trust women to make their own decisions. If he was pro-life, he’d support health care during a pandemic & he wouldn’t stand for an immigration policy that rips breastfeeding babies from their mothers arms.

Best ad yet twitter.com/santiagomayer_…

I believe every person in America is entitled to the same health care as the President of the United States—with no co-pays, no deductibles and no out-of-pocket expenses. If government-funded health care is good enough for Trump, it is good enough for all of us as a human right.

Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face

i’ve been walking around all day saying “chee, mama.” it’s quickly becoming my newest ocd tic 🥴🙃 thanks @KarenKilgariff

Snoop Dogg has a word for Donald Trump supporters

Department of Justice: Investigate the Killing of Tamir Rice - Sign the Petition! chng.it/GnpGvjTb via @Change

i really think it’s time we stop referring to him as “president.” nothing he does is presidential and he doesn’t deserve the title. other suggestions welcome

No one can stop you from being a loving, kind, generous person. No matter who wins we will be okay and find our way back to humanity.

is cleveland real life? #indians #cavs

Corey Kluber for president

anyone up for a game of fireworks or gunshots? #4thOfJuly

@SeanCochran I'll take one if you decide you bought one too many 😜