Cathy C

If someone tells you pick a card, any card take their Visa.

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So THIS is what happens when you don’t read the user agreement and just click “Accept” *gestures at life*

@RunOldMan You'd at least better start cooking up the sausage. You don't want to get an annoying bite. 🐕

I gave the dog his breakfast this morning and he said, what no bacon. Yes he talks to me when he gets annoyed.

Love takes energy. I need a nap.

I’m actually more of a kisser than a hugger

I can take a bullet for my wife. What I can't stand is the journey afterwards with her driving me to the hospital.

Everyone you love is going to die.

@imrowanstack @julcasagrande Silly you! 😜

@cali_cathy @julcasagrande I like you

I can tweet shitty tweets as good as the next guy.

@Chellezebub Exactly!!

@Chellezebub Just tweet anything and do lots of following. Then just see what happens. 😎

@Chellezebub There's hope said the guy down the block. 👀

@Chellezebub 😝😝

Ended tonight's writing session listening to: And if I swallow anything evil Put your finger down my throat And if I shiver, please give me a blanket Keep me warm, let me wear your coat #WritingCommunity bit.ly/3ACmblE

She: What do you want from me? Me: Just Retweets.

There is no greater pain than getting kicked in the nuts.

i would rather be lonely than spend time with someone i can’t stand

My favorite yoga pose is Downward Spiral.

Headed into the gym to find my discipline. I know it's around somewhere, but a Reese’s stole it.

Her: Take the stairs. I read that elevators and escalators in United States kill about 30 people each year. Me: More than one thousand are killed on stairs in that same time frame. Her: I guess we were never meant to reach for the sky.