Cathy C

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Cathy C

Cathy C

@cali_cathy

Living vicariously through one person at a time. Sit back and relax as your turn is coming.

Cali Katılım Mart 2013
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Cathy C
Cathy C@cali_cathy·
If someone tells you pick a card, any card take their Visa.
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SD@StupiDucker·
So THIS is what happens when you don’t read the user agreement and just click “Accept” *gestures at life*
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Cathy C@cali_cathy·
@RunOldMan You'd at least better start cooking up the sausage. You don't want to get an annoying bite. 🐕
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Forward March
Forward March@RunOldMan·
I gave the dog his breakfast this morning and he said, what no bacon. Yes he talks to me when he gets annoyed.
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Richard Harris
Richard Harris@RichHarris2·
Love takes energy. I need a nap.
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April💥
April💥@thisisapril00·
I’m actually more of a kisser than a hugger
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JusTurBesT 🕊
JusTurBesT 🕊@jusnoyar·
I can take a bullet for my wife. What I can't stand is the journey afterwards with her driving me to the hospital.
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M🔴T@JusyMot·
Everyone you love is going to die.
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Cathy C
Cathy C@cali_cathy·
I can tweet shitty tweets as good as the next guy.
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Cathy C@cali_cathy·
@Chellezebub Just tweet anything and do lots of following. Then just see what happens. 😎
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Cathy C@cali_cathy·
@Chellezebub There's hope said the guy down the block. 👀
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Alan Felyk
Alan Felyk@AlanFelyk·
Ended tonight's writing session listening to: And if I swallow anything evil Put your finger down my throat And if I shiver, please give me a blanket Keep me warm, let me wear your coat #WritingCommunity bit.ly/3ACmblE
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BULLSHIT GUY
BULLSHIT GUY@No_1BullshitGuy·
She: What do you want from me? Me: Just Retweets.
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BULLSHIT GUY
BULLSHIT GUY@No_1BullshitGuy·
There is no greater pain than getting kicked in the nuts.
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Poor Rich
Poor Rich@RichBeingRich·
i would rather be lonely than spend time with someone i can’t stand
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Social Outcast
Social Outcast@SocialOutcast82·
My favorite yoga pose is Downward Spiral.
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Deann
Deann@CarpeDeann·
Headed into the gym to find my discipline. I know it's around somewhere, but a Reese’s stole it.
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Alan Felyk
Alan Felyk@AlanFelyk·
Her: Take the stairs. I read that elevators and escalators in United States kill about 30 people each year. Me: More than one thousand are killed on stairs in that same time frame. Her: I guess we were never meant to reach for the sky.
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