Samuel Callisto

The next president could get 2 Supreme Court nominations. Yes, the debate performance was bad. THIS is worse.

I know scientists are busy and the Supreme Court doesn’t seem like the biggest news in the US even of the last two days. But I’m begging US scientists: You must read this article about Chevron and the SCOTUS attack on agencies. B/c it’s coming for us. 1/ #Science

Our food supply is among the safest in the world BECAUSE of the FDA. Airplane travel is the safest form of travel BECAUSE of the FAA. Our water is drinkable BECAUSE of the EPA. Trump's illegitimate SCOTUS just ended all that the same week they made bribes legal.

The Supreme Court has: -Overturned Roe v. Wade (50+ years of precedent) -Overturned Chevron (40 years of precedent) -Overturned affirmative action (60+ years of precedent) -Allowed cities to criminalize homelessness And this is all because 1 man became president in 2016.

@rshaver11 @culvers Congrats Assman

No number. Just @culvers for quiet retirement day lunch.

@jazzghost_pm It’s unreal, definitely the best on the market

Lagunitas hoppy refresher is such an elite beverage

This. One hundred percent this. 👇🏽

NOTES FROM A QUIET LIFE - OUT NOW nfaql.com So excited that all of you can finally hear the new record! It was a labor of love as I played and sang every note on the album (and definitely drove myself crazy through the process!!)

Holy shit. This is the greatest ad I’ve ever seen. Describe Republicans who want to restrict condoms in ONE word.

My body is a temple. Err, well, it used to be a temple. Somebody bought it and turned it into an Airbnb

okay, you want an example of how bad Google is? Not a single link on this page is to the actual Beekman Hotel. They're all random reservation portals you've never heard of.

@deveric The fact that I’ve never seen a BLM and blue line alternatives sign in the same yard tells me everything I need to know

@RickBaustian This might be my sign to log off

Me: this is going to ruin the tuah. Her: what tuah? Me: the hawk tuah

This too

Just want to be 100% clear about the primary causual mechanism here: Texas' abortion ban is forcing mothers to carry pregnancies with fetal abnormalities to term, then watch their babies suffer and die. It's unfathomable cruelty. It's the MAGA vision for the future.

Back to the future.

@alex_cono @floyding This has to be the worst advice I’ve seen today

@floyding driving to the worst 50 towns I've ever seen and asking random women to marry me

my advice to single American men is to try being normal