JimLeonard

@MaggiesMole Isn’t that one of the rent lads?

PM Starmer's gone abroad again. Meanwhile, at home, another scandal is brewing. #Labour Starmer adviser held 16 undisclosed meetings with top US tech bosses theguardian.com/politics/2026/…

@UKLabour The fact that ‘free breakfast clubs’ is always high on these lists illustrates very clearly how little has actually been achieved.

🥣 Free breakfast clubs 🏠 Renters’ Rights Act 🏥 Over 5 million more NHS appointments ✂️ Cutting energy bills 💷 Raising the minimum wage and state pension Labour is delivering for Britain.

@JaneMichael62 Don’t mention the bike lad.

Who was it though ?

@SkyNews The Armenian bum boys had better brace themselves.

BREAKING: Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has arrived in Armenia ahead of the European Political Summit in Yerevan, the country's capital. trib.al/vAkhilb 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@NotFarLeftAtAll The essence of evil. He is going straight to hell.

What do you see when you look into Tony Blair’s eyes …

@DrHoenderkamp Our Persian had a very similar mishap, a leg full of titanium and eight grand later she is completely recovered. Hope everything goes well x.

Update: He is stable and needs specialist surgery. My other half Colin, will take him to Marlow this afternoon where apparently they will do the surgery on Tuesday. In the meantime I am selling the silver....

@MartinDaubney He’s in the closet, not the cupboard.

👀WHERE'S KEIR STARMER? It's local election week. It's expected to be a "Starmergeddon" The Tories, Reform & Greens have put up their leaders for the final, big media round Labour? Heidi Alexander. Is Keir Starmer now so toxic to voters they're keeping him in the cupboard?

@cleowatson88 Very perceptive.

"We need to dead cat Mandelson..."

@AnthonyAinsdale Looking for hunky Armenian lads most likely, seeing his Ukrainian shags are in the slammer.

WTF is Starmer doing in Armenia? He doesn't want to spend anytime in downing street doing any work. He needs to be removed from power.

@mpfchairman @stunorth69 Our Country is lucky that men like you are prepared to serve the public with all the attendant dangers and risks. We are very grateful.

I was a firearms officer too Andy (for over 20 years), and I'm glad to say I never had to disarm an active terrorist who had just stabbed members of the public. My training was simple (and probably very similar to yours): if a suspect was not complying with commands to disarm and drop a knife, and I had formed an honest held belief that there was an imminent threat to life, the suspect would be shot until the imminent threat to life was no more. Not Tasered. Not kicked in the head. Shot. Aiming at the centre body mass. In all probability, lethal force being used. These officers were exceeding brave. If that suspect could have got back up off the floor, still armed with the knife, he could have killed and / or seriously injured many more people in a frenzied attack - including the officers - in a very short space of time. These unarmed officers could not take that risk. Using the NDM, it is clear to all sensible and knowledgeable people that the use of force utilised in these circumstances - including the kicks to the head - was fully justified. These officers are heroes, and deserve our full admiration and praise.

@RachelforLWP @yorkshirelabour @MsAlisonHume @KatieJWhite @hilarybennmp @MarkJSewards @RachaelMaskell You have been a dismal Chancellor and hours after they bin Keef, you are gone.

Great to be joined by some of my fellow @yorkshirelabour MPs on the campaign trail in Leeds this weekend 🌹

@sciencegirl ‘The Cabinet’

A group of pigs is called

@georgegalloway @MoatsTV @HatsOffff Maybe Keef is wearing the frillies? Vic won’t need much kit chained to the Penthouse radiator.

The Billionaire Gay Lord Alli dressed these two from head to toe and gave Starmer a Penthouse hide-away in the quiet of London’s SOHO. Nothing to see here… @MoatsTV @HatsOffff #Starmer #Mandelson #Epstein #GeorgeGalloway

@joshi @MrHarryCole @brumdispatch ‘Family voting’ the old man is filling out the postal vote forms for the family and likely half the neighbourhood.

New twist in the Shabana Mahmood voting story. Yesterday @brumdispatch revealed that Mahmood signed two postal ballot documents in 2004 with very different signatures. Now look at one of those SM signatures alongside one from her sister. And look at the dates. The same hand?

@NotFarLeftAtAll Exotic hooker.

First thing that comes to mind …

@ShabanaMahmood @joshuahwilliams @LabourTogether Tell us about the mis matched signatures and wether you think this is No.10 shooting Shabs leadership campaign in the head?

Polls have closed! ⏰ A huge thanks to the @LabourTogether family and local Labour members for getting out the vote today in Birmingham Ladywood 🌹

@joshi @NONONOEU @pennycenturyy @brumdispatch Family voting, ie fraud.

It comes down to these two signatures applying for and then certifying her postal ballot in a 2004 election. She says she signed them both. Did she? Incredible reporting from @pennycenturyy for @brumdispatch.

Shabana Mahmood’s special advisor threatened us with an injunction and two different lawsuits last night in an attempt to block this story linking her to a notorious vote rigging case. I think it’s strongly in the public interest, so here it is. birminghamdispatch.co.uk/exclusive-shab…

@GregHadfield @Keir_Starmer Is that the drink talking though?

BREAKING: If Sir @Keir_Starmer doesn't resign within 72 hours, Angela Eagle says she will stand against him:

@MrHarryCole MSM resolutely refusing to look at the deeper stories. Keef is compromised by his sex life and is being coerced by bad actors.

He didn’t accept that for Boris and Ukraine. He set the rules.

@StevenJonMiller You would guess it was Peetie that was on top, The lad just had a bite the pillow.

Chubby Cheeked Wes Streeting rumoured to be wanting the top job (PM). I wonder if Peteee will Mentor him to be good on the top?