Pearce

Every single time you think Liverpool have beaten Everton in the funniest way possible, they manage come up with an even funnier one. It is absolutely incredible.

At least we’re prepared for if Galatasaray challenge us to a big fuck off game of rounders

.@m8arteta

Liverpool have beaten Arsenal, Real Madrid and Inter without conceding a single goal this season. They have also lost to Brentford, Forest and PSV by a combined score of 10-3. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Anyone selling tickets for this?

“Titanic beginning to sink” Uncooked crabs in the kitchen.

Another European campaign begins tomorrow ✊

Worth the wait.

If you are reading Newcastle's statement tonight and still think there is a chance Alexander Isak will be joining Liverpool this summer, good luck to you. You're going to need it. I've been trying to tell you all summer what the situation was. Some of you didn't want to listen #nufc #LFC

What an absolute clown this bloke is btw. Thought he was dropping his balls on the table with the “well we will just take your top target, then take isak” Then to bid 40 million below an asking price because he’s mates with Eddie Howe. What a mug he is. #NUFC #LFC

Me trying that Szoboszlai free kick in the garden later x.com/VHS1799443/sta…

Foden not in the squad today because he's out helping his mum paint flags on roundabouts

Nigga casually doing the Cesaro Swing 😭😭

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They’re f*cked. Absolutely f*cked.

Jones or Szoboszlai at RB 👀 #NUFC

This man is going to put in the performance of his life tonight What a warrior #NUFC

Wear shades if you're gonna get into them tonight 😎 #NUFC