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@onenamedpaul @a_mcgarry Paul going for LG look?

@a_mcgarry @onenamedpaul oi oi

It’s a year since we filmed the @thegrandtour Colombia special. Can’t remember what happens in the end.

First episode of new @thegrandtour season was great watch, looking forward to next Friday!! I wouldn't mind the RTR @JeremyClarkson

@onenamedpaul Not too well

@caltrfcmurphy How are those glass knees of yours?

Why has my ankle turned to glass 🙆‍♂️

Reply with a GIF that sums up Arsenal's performance...

@a_mcgarry We used to do that. 'just get it in' 😂

Did that thing today where you talk to your partner between serves and work out a plan. Never felt so pro in all my life

@a_mcgarry @onenamedpaul I've played 2 matches.... Let's be honest ad I don't think you'd get to the ball after 2 bounces

@onenamedpaul @caltrfcmurphy You still wouldn't make it to the ball after two bounces! 92nd best average out of 115 players in division 2

Lost 6 tie breaks in 6 matches already this season, its the most me thing of all time 🙆‍♂️

@a_mcgarry @onenamedpaul What's with the ganging up here. Yer but we weren't playing against people in wheelchairs

@caltrfcmurphy @onenamedpaul You lost 6/1 6/1 last night, at least Paul can get to tiebreaks

@onenamedpaul I invented the starfish

@caltrfcmurphy That starfish would move better than you round a tennis court #statue

@caltrfcmurphy Coming from you hahaha!

@a_mcgarry I'm actually playing this week 😲

Back to missing the season and only playing matches at weekends :(

@onenamedpaul Looks like it's been dropped on the floor

Ethiopian lunch

@absoluteradio @OC I was in greggs in Liverpool when A seagull walked in, took a bag of crisps and then flew off!

@a_mcgarry I feel your pain, I got ready an hour early this morning

Been wondering why I'm tired this morning - bloody been robbed of an hour haven't I!!

@onenamedpaul No, you've got special needs

@caltrfcmurphy Yeah mate.. I’ve got special shoes

The commute to work has gotten a lot better since I found out that I could walk it on the canals

@onenamedpaul He's still blind tho...