Calum Smith

Sex is cool, but have you ever laid on ice cold tile bathroom flooring after puking your guts out

went to book the home residing on the golf course i am getting married at next year owned by the golf course and get denied by @Airbnb saying that we are declined as they think we are throwing a party. we were renting for a bridal suite for the girls to get ready at. @AirbnbHelp

@RyanSteward14 are you a friend of the swine #realchange

The Non-Qualifier will be up first. It’s 8 laps in distance with top-four to Heats, rest to C-Main. 47 Riggins — 33 Hauck 28MD Morrell — 47X Westbrook 20G Gass — 29 McCandless 2MD Leadbetter — 6 Rose 58 Myers — 13S Stewart 17S McCarl — 5A Dykstra

@HaydenHellyer11 @realPOSULLIVAN big time can relate

@EmilyQueen__ beside legends

@EmilyQueen__ and a boston pizza!

nothing annoys me more than people consistently posting about smoking weed, COOL BRO. SO COOL.

@kailstewart @stephrasic can i speak to dave your manager

@stephrasic I'm so sorry about that! I'll get a new one in right away. Would you like a salad or another app to get you started while I get your pizza remade? Also would you like me to bring you another beer?

I miss my job, so reply to me and complain about something that's out of my control please!!🥺

honestly whoever texts me a lot should be unreal at “guess the gibberish”

someone knock me out and wake me up when it’s june

Nylander has much better moves on the ice than off the ice tbh

@tyylerhinde @calvin_woods fuck.

beyond bored and did smart serve training. passed. got my card today it’s offical if anyone wants to zoom or facetime i can legally mix you up some drinks

@_Jaurez_ 🙏

He is all of us right now...

And its safe to see we have found the greatest tiktok to ever exist

My wife needs to settle the f**k down or I will be dead from something else.

Never forget. 💚💛🙏