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Cam Godfrey

@cammgodfrey

cleveland comedian and other c-words

Cleveland, OH Katılım Eylül 2013
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Cam Godfrey@cammgodfrey·
i just turned into a car and boy are my arms tires
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Cam Godfrey@cammgodfrey·
“average monkey is curious 3 times a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average monkey is curious 0 times per year. Curious Georg, who lives with a man in a yellow hat and is curious over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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you got fat
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you can’t trust a standup comic. you misdirected me? when i trusted you?
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Cam Godfrey@cammgodfrey·
we need a slur for people who cut the “are you racist?” line out of the “in the clurb we all fam” clip
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project hail rusty 🍉
project hail rusty 🍉@alittlevillainy·
i see so many people talk about “horror movie fans who get scared easily” but where are my fellow “improv comedy enjoyers with severe secondhand embarrassment”
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Cam Godfrey@cammgodfrey·
today my mom called baby colin robinson “young sheldon”
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Bryan Sternik@THEBryanSternik·
Some drunk white dude is singing Despacito at the karaoke bar. He’s only singing Despacito & not singing any of the other lyrics cause they’re all in Spanish. Most entertaining karaoke I’ve ever seen
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spence@spencers_tweets·
I hate when someone says “nobody asked.” Saying stuff to each other is what separates us from the animals
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michael
michael@FilledwithUrine·
homie waited for me to tie my shoes while everyone kept walking
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Jhay@jhayusb·
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pj@pjayevans·
Drinking beers at the bar and I look around and literally like 12 people are copying me
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@paulrobalino on bsky
@paulrobalino on bsky@paulrobalino·
Mambo Italiano Mambas Italianas Mamba Italiana Mambamos Italianamos Mamban Italianan Mambáis Italianáis (ignore this one, only used in Spain)
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chase@_chase_____·
has anyone considered why everything that is locked up at target is locked from the OUTSIDE ??? maybe it’s not to keep people OUT but to keep old spice swagger deodorant IN
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Natl Coming Out Day and Yom Kippur…I’m gay and I’m sorry
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meredith 🍉
meredith 🍉@dietz_meredith·
just got shushed in the movie theater? fine dude, why don't you show me how to give a hand job *quietly*
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