Cameron Stewart

This is where I am mentally right now. A hot air balloon fell from the sky this morning... into our front yard... and I wasn’t even surprised.

one single reform: can't pick in the top 4 if you don't win 24 games (KOBE)

All you really have to do is this: -UN-flatten the odds -Any team 15+ games back of the worst play-in team (either conf) has half of their lottery combinations distributed among the other lotto teams. -20+ games back and that team cannot pick #1 overall Why it works... 🧵

@NateDuncanNBA That‘s the absolute best idea out there. Can you help getting it to the media and to Adam Silver?

You can’t make this up: with their season on the line, Nebraska only sent 4 players out on the floor. Iowa gets a layup. Unreal.

Omg omg omg I CAN’T Yall. Yaaaaaaaaallll!!!! I have ACTUAL TEARS streaming down my face I have been laughing SO HARD I choked on my own snorts so hard that I peed a little bit …totally worth it. 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣

The Secret Lives of Mormon Husbands

Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada spoke about the contradictions of human nature: “Some people dream of having a swimming pool at home, while those who have one hardly ever use it. Those who have lost a loved one feel a profound sense of loss, while others often complain about their living relatives. Those without a partner long for one, while those who have one often don't appreciate it. The hungry would give anything for a meal, while the satiated complain about the taste of their food. Those without a car dream of owning one, while those who have a car are always looking for a better one.” The key to happiness is gratitude: truly seeing and appreciating what we already have, and understanding that somewhere, someone would give anything for what we take for granted.

Marco Rubio when he realizes he has to be the next Bachelorette 🌹.

One thing women don’t get is that mansplaining is short for man explaining

NEW: ABC's "Bachelorette" caught on camera allegedly attacking her ex-boyfriend and throwing a chair at him, which appeared to hit her child. The "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" star is reportedly under investigation for domestic violence. "The Draper City Police Department in Utah [is investigating] the allegations on both sides after a recent incident," Variety recently reported. It's unclear if the police are investigating this incident or a separate one. Paul is set to star in Season 22 of “The Bachelorette," which reportedly starts in 3 days. Insane. Video: @TMZ

I play golf every Tuesday with my Dad and 3 of his friends. All (except me the kid) are over the age of 80 with the oldest being Craig who is 93. We play best ball just to keep things moving. Today, Craig holed about a 50 foot putt. Before any of us could say a word, I see Craig drop his putter, yell “KOBE!!!” And walk off the green leaving his putter for one of us to retrieve. It’s probably the single best moment of my golfing life ever.

Typing your email and password on your tv with the remote

When a girl says, "5 mins", think about it like there are five minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts.

set your wifi password to 24446666688888888 so that when someone asks for your password you can tell them it's 12345678

This teacher shares emails that he’s received from parents 😂

Vikings welcome their new QB1!

March 13, 1992: BYU’s Kevin Nixon hits a 54-footer at the buzzer to win the WAC Tournament Championship over UTEP.

Kyler Murray took the time to meet with Vikings staffers at the practice facility after signing 🙌

@RyanQualtrics Plus I had to share a room with @MikeMaughan bro in college. That takes a lot out of a man.

@RyanQualtrics It’s our anniversary and my wife’s never been and I’m an average husband!

Have a little room in our suite tonight. Who hasn’t seen the Mammoth play yet?