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@PTrubey @girdley You picked the one scene where she’s not barefoot too

@girdley It was great! Meanwhile the current iteration has devolved into this:

I know this is Star Trek, but it's a great case study in leadership. Every boss eventually needs to have this talk with a senior employee at some point in their career. Sometimes you have to remind people who is in charge.

@luciascarlet @usgraphics meh, you can be the person who curses like a sailor and forgoes the bullshit. but you have to be lucid enough to know when to play the game and not become a liability. fact is everything you say could end up being presented in court, which is the real reason for corpo-speak

casual professional communication in particular is such a fascinating phenomenon because it’s not truly casual the way you would speak to friends (unless it’s a very small company where everyone knows each other) it’s pretending to be familiar and friendly, yet it must remain sanitised and Corporate HR-Safe, so you end up in this strange uncanny valley of communication that just feels… dead because it’s not honest; it’s not genuine or a true expression of yourself and how you communicate, nor is it unapologetic about belonging to a strictly professional environment “circling back on this” “happy to jam on this” “worth a quick sync?” “i’ll spin something up” “where are folks at on this?” “🙂” why are we doing this?

@a_prime8 @SexKitten99999 what part of my not being serious tripped you up was it the “no need to thank me” or the comically terrible suggestion itself

@capacitarded @SexKitten99999 you gotta be old. that's a terrible reference.

We need a proper word for women getting head like men have blowjob. Cunnilingus sounds like a fucking dinosaur species no one is saying that shit out loud. What are we calling it

@ElonFears1A @langofmind @ThePurpIeKnight why do the good guys get to use mind control (essentially mental rape) and call it a “trick” when we never see a bad guy do it?

@langofmind @ThePurpIeKnight Uh, no, actually, you fucking retard. It quite literally is good vs evil and you can quote George Lucas saying as much. Not to mention his inspirations for the originals. Shocker, good vs evil. That is the underlying theme. You can quit pretending to have a clue, tourist.

Everyone is giving the wrong reasons for why this sucks. It sucks because Darth Maul is a non-character. He's a guy with horns who has no interior goals or desires. Why is he here? Why are they fighting? None of this matters, and it's not about anything

@gorillaz4Sale every woman actually there: who are these weirdos maybe if I play along they’ll leave, they smell like discord and anti-anxiety meds

Every woman on my TL: we like the drink protectors bc we don't feel safe These fucking men: what if the drink protectors make women feel unsafe

@ZbynekDrab @BillyM2k Late 80s would have been mint too. Kid during 90s, too young to be impacted by pre/post-9/11 vibe shift at the time, you’ve gone from the NES to the Xbox while young enough to have infinite time to play video games… and the 2008 recession happens when you have no assets anyway

@BillyM2k Few spawn times more radicalizing than mid 80s Imagine growing up in peak 90s euphoria, you’re 15 in the Best Year In Human History, then as you hit adulthood everything apart from a small subset of technology starts getting uniformly worse

i’m glad i’m a millennial and not a zoomer at least millennials had the 90’s before everything went to shit zoomers got nothin’

@JohnnyVomits @elonmusk talkin bout attending diddlefest 2012 with *checks notes* his wife at the time you know, as one does

@elonmusk What are you doing, little bro?

We still don’t know what kind of ice cream Reid Hoffman told Epstein he was “bringing for the girls”. I guess some things will always remain a mystery 🤷‍♂️

Manufacturers still using security screws in 2026 is peak comedy. The internet exists. Anyone who actually wants to open your product already owns a 100pc precision bit set or can have one delivered in two days for $10. Who are you keeping out, toddlers?

@Nicolai_reborn @mhp_guy someone never got past the “McDonald’s never rots” hoax from the early 2000s. neither does anything else salted, cooked, and kept in a low enough humidity room

@mhp_guy Yall are lazy and hate your kids... this is disgusting.

Age 2-20: “McDonald’s is delicious” 21 - 30: “Gross. How do people put that garbage in their bodies?” 31 - 40+: With small kids on road trip: “McDonald’s is delicious.”

@madelinelawren anime pfps who ran metasploit on an old wordpress install in 2009 and now think they’re anonymous experts on infosec and have a dedicated team hunting them at the nsa

when you think snake oil in cyber / infosec what comes to mind first?

@ZbynekDrab italian dishes are amazing as long as they’re the 100x better versions with nothing in common but the names from nyc, boston, chicago, and philly

My favorite contradiction of Italian cuisine is how autistically particular Italians are about the Correct and Proper Recipes, which were created in the first place by impoverished wartime grandma having 3 random things at home and figuring something out

@elonmusk any chance grok imagine goes back to being uncucked

@i2cjak this raised my blood pressure to an unreasonable degree

i love microsoft teams and never had an issue with it

@ClintRutkas ay why’s it called windows subsystem for linux when it’s actually a linux subsystem for windows

Slowly but surely getting through all your great responses here and email.

Loving my inbox and replies right now after waking up. Will do my best to respond to each person best to my ability.

@ErikExplains @Cloudflare plot twist 2: people actually do think the k slop semen hunters are retarded for doing these stunts and playing stupid when adults tell them to fuck off

Plot twist: This was all a carefully-planned and brilliantly-executed psyop to uncover all of @Cloudflare’s PR sockpuppet accounts.

@frenette_line @Gabadadi @GarrettPetersen Ask grok again

@capacitarded @Gabadadi @GarrettPetersen Not at all , liar.

If the Quebecois wanted every CEO to speak French all the time, they should have fought harder at the Plains of Abraham. 🤷‍♂️

@frenette_line @Gabadadi @GarrettPetersen God damn whatever will the rest of country do without having to pander to a “nation” that hates Canada and only pretends it’s a province when it has its hand out during election and equalization payment season.

@frenette_line @Gabadadi @GarrettPetersen Also you’ll have no military, so in addition to massive debt and a devastated economic situation you’ll need to raise taxes for whatever businesses don’t exist entirely thanks to federal subsidies given to buy votes in your smug little kingdom