Aunt B

There is nothing funny about the attempted assassination of a president. I don't think it's funny with Trump and would not think it funny with Obama or any president. Attempted murder is not something to joke about. I fail to see the comedy. If it was Obama, you would be demanding Kimmel be fired.

@JulieLLeBel @Canellelabelle I did not see Monica Crowley (Director of Protocol) or The Trumps, curtsy to the King and Queen when they were greeted.

@Canellelabelle 🇺🇸 🇬🇧 I have always followed all royals, British as well as other countries, long before the internet😅.I just was fascinated. I voted for President Trump,I don’t regret it at all.( my personal feelings,I owe no one an explanation)question do all countries and curtsy to royals?

Ooh I love the Pomp and the red Carpet...AND the Marine officers🤭😍🔥 President Trump and First Lady Melania are putting an elegant display of Hospitality for King Charles and Queen Camilla 🇺🇲🤝🇬🇧 📹 Rapid Response White house

@Sunshin16937977 @TheJoPublic @insiderlauren @Jenny_1884 She really is isn’t she?

@TheJoPublic @insiderlauren @Jenny_1884 Where did she even appear from? Just popped up and now the expert on everything and everyone 🤷

I’m not sure if anyone else feels the same but I don’t like it when Camilla is called Queen. Our Queen died. She’s not the Queen

@LeaderJohnThune @SenateGOP @LeaderJohnThune How many people asked for this statement from you before you FINALLY made it? We’ve been waiting to hear from you. While I’m at it, you don’t appear to be on the side of true Republicans. Why?

The events of Saturday night were horrifying. It is difficult to believe that this is the third time President Trump has faced an assassination attempt. I am thankful for the many law enforcement officers who responded, in particular those who secured the shooter before he could harm the president or anyone else at the event. Political violence is never the answer, and it must end.

@rmnb @ianoland Yay!! He’s not a good person!!

Washington Capitals assistant coach Kirk Muller leaving organization to pursue other NHL opportunities russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/04/27/kir…

@Capitals Muller is not a good person. So good!

Senior vice president & general manager Chris Patrick issued the following statement regarding assistant coach Kirk Muller, whose contract is set to expire in June 2026.

@SabuzView @CreasonJana 🚫

If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez runs in 2028, how likely are you to support her ? A. 100% 🔥 B. 75% 👍 C. 50% 🤔 D. 25% 👎 E. 0% 🚫 Vote honestly👇

@SUBRATA30016572 ❤️👍

Drop a❤👍 if you support Melania Trump against Jimmy Kimmel!!

@BasedMikeLee Absolutely not!

Do you trust this reporter?

@pissybich @C_3C_3 @lizleigh923 I knew he had a familiar face!!! I was thinking Willie Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. But Boss Hogg is it!!!

@C_3C_3 @lizleigh923 Didn’t know Boss Hogg’s brother was a judge.

This is the Judge responsible for stopping President Trump from building the White House ballroom. Richard Leon.

@RepJeffries GFY J6: Brought to you by the SPLC and Democrat leadership, courtesy of @SpeakerPelosi

@MrChubz_ @ReedTimmerUSA Yesterday was terrible for him!! It’s gonna take someone or a lot of them crapping their pants once, and they’ll stop. Hopefully no one will get hurt.

@ReedTimmerUSA Be ready for people be all up your ass again from yesterday.

Live update from OKC with #tornado watch activated southwest Oklahoma #stormchasing #Dominator

@GuntherEagleman @Swan_Creek1 Gosh, she’s being bold for someone truly guilty of incest. I’d walk a little softer if I had married MY brother…

This is the evil rhetoric that causes violence. Deport Ilhan Omar.

@ErikaC47 @RapidResponse47 @POTUS @60Minutes That wasn’t backtracking….that was a smartass dig. Let someone continually denigrate her and see how SHE likes it. 🤔😏

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS @60Minutes “Oh, you think he’s referring to you?” She backtracked so fast. Idiot.

.@POTUS SLAMS @60Minutes: "You should be ashamed of yourself, reading that — because I'm not any of those things."

@fastjo57 @LangmanVince We haven’t done anything to you guys lately…you still butt hurt over that terrific hockey loss?

@LangmanVince Yep. It’s caption will be “photo taken, before trumps downfall”

This photo was taken in the Oval Office after the attempted assassination last night! This Iconic photo will be in history books 100 years from now!

@SDSLLC_USA @GovTimWalz Don’t forget irrelevant!

@GovTimWalz Go to Hell, just be lucky that Conservatives aren't targeting you. You all are frauds.

Political violence has become all too prevalent in America. I’m grateful for the swift response from law enforcement at White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

@janninereid1 Who cares!!?

Oh wow. Really?! Are we supposed to be upset about that or something? 🫤 I guess even the pope isn't immune to the TDS virus.😏

@luxemiaa What do you want, a Willkie Button??? 🙄

Boarded my flight this morning and there’s a man in my seat. When I tell him that’s he’s in my seat, he gets up and moves for me to get to my seat. He turns to me and says “you had 3A?” And I replied “yes” Him: “well in case you book this again the aisle is 3A and that is 3B” Me: “It’s not but okay.” Him: “Yes it is.” 🧵

@mike06922492 @bennyjohnson He was right about being able to check in and not having his luggage searched! My husband and I went to a Christmas Mkt in Strasbourg FR a few yrs ago. Stayed at a hotel w/in the perimeter of the mkt. We had our luggage searched and we were wanded b/4 getting thru perimeter.

@bennyjohnson I would caution readers not to dismiss the shooter's observations. While his conduct was terroristic his observations were worth noting. The permeable perimeter was an abject LE failure as he never should have been able to close distance to the POTUS and attendees. Revamp SS.

🚨 FULL MANIFESTO: Trump White House Correspondents' Dinner Shooter Cole Allen details his motives and targets: "Hello everybody! So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused. I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.” I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.) I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near. I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure. I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies. On to why I did any of this: I am a citizen of the United States of America. What my representatives do reflects on me. And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes. (Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.) While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.) Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t* Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me) Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security National Guard: same as Hotel Security Hotel Employees: not targets at all Guests: not targets at all In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls) I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that. Rebuttals to objections: Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek. Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration. Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes. Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this. Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim? This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with. Objection 3: You didn’t get them all. Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere. Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this. Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s. Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered. I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.) Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years. Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years. Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism. Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning. Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration. Thank you all for everything. Sincerely, Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone. Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo. What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing. No damn security. Not in transport. Not in the hotel. Not in the event. Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance. I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat. The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before. Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again. Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit. Actually insane. Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done. Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids."

@RichardGrenell I’m very sorry for your loss

The President of the United States was just the target of another assassin attempt tonight…but he called me just now to check in to see how I was doing because my mom died on Wednesday.