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@WhyCallum_ @ProudieYT Arms too long for Pickford replacement

We’ve got Proudie! Last years undisputed man of the match, Chris Proud returns to keep our goal. After a display comparable to a prime Shaka Hislop, we are over the moon he’s returned. Someone has to replace Pickford when he retires..? My choice is Proudie. Welcome @ProudieYT!

@WhyCallum_ Disgusting. Games gone

@captain_z33p He’ll probably start and be captain again as well. Pathetic if you ask me.

It took some serious negotiations, I’ve added all the clauses into his contract but we’ve sealed the deal on @WhyCallum_. After last year’s bicycle kick and a disallowed goal, he has a lot to prove. I know him personally, and can confirm he’s very excited. Welcome WhyCallum!

@WhyCallum_ @MooonoStreams @TheSteakBake @FMPlayoffs That's one of the managerial duos of all time

Our first announcement is our management team. @MooonoStreams is flying over from the Netherlands, showing how seriously she’s taking things. @TheSteakBake, a former @FMPlayoffs champion has a variety of formations and tactics up his sleeves. #TheMooonoBake #SteakMooo

@WhyCallum_ That's a sensational face

I’m live Come and Merthyr (tyd)fill the chat.

@WhyCallum_ You and your April Fools jokes. What are you like?

Why are we not talking about ‘Left Outside Alone’ by Anastacia? It’s an absolute banger.

@WhyCallum_ Toodle-oo kangaroo!

Going to have a bit of time away from content I think so no streams til after Christmas. Cya later alligator!

@WhyCallum_ @VictorWanyama @StranraerFC Footballing poetry

I've signed @VictorWanyama for @StranraerFC. Naturally we were all excited, a packed blue away end and a new jingle was created and being debuted.. what happens next is one of my favourite moments on stream of all time.

...so is this how it all ends? Live NOW.

Maccabi Tel Aviv fans not allowed to attend Aston Villa UEFA Europa match due to safety concerns. This is what happened last time the genocidal racist violent hooligans visited Europe @pularjs

@WhyCallum_ @deeboiplays @TheUnitedCityFM @OmegaLuke @billykwaugh @theFFM_ @RichOwensFM @FMTPod @davehullfc92 Far too kind, the pair of you

@deeboiplays @TheUnitedCityFM @OmegaLuke @billykwaugh @theFFM_ @RichOwensFM @FMTPod @davehullfc92 I second Zeep.

With the #FM24 game cycle coming to an end let's do Creator Awards from last 2 yrs. Who/What is your favourite Streamer Youtuber New Streamer New Youtuber Blogger Streaming Moment Youtube Video Podcast Community Member Hall Of Fame Entrant One To Watch for #FM26

Pre order FM26 for £38.94! I’m so excited for this game and I think it’s a great price. Of course shop around and if you find a better one, go with that! But any purchases through this will give me a couple of quid! fanatical.com/en/game/footba…

@WhyCallum_ @sloughtownfc We really should have worked on our pointing...

How invested are you into your football manager team? Is your name literally on their stadium? Thank you so much Captain Zeep, this is truly surreal!

Saturday the 16th of August.. Slough vs Hemel Hempstead isn’t the only match that day. @sloughtownfc fans vs @FootballManager creators raising money for @MindCharity. Player announcements to come throughout the week… be excited.

@WhyCallum_ @Wroot1FM So, 5?

@Wroot1FM Not one officer..

Old and New. Everton.

Madness to think this evening could finally win the Premier League. We’ve been really close for a couple of years now, but with 4 games to go it’s in our hands..

Do Slough Town win the Premier League and FA Cup tonight? LIVE NOW

@WhyCallum_ Hopefully the Slough manager's ludicrous decision to bring the players to laser quest on game day doesn't take too much out of their legs for the final.

Just over 5 hours til kick off The Slough squad have been photographed coming out of Roma’s laser quest, apparently the manager is trying to get some late team bonding in before the final. Barca however have been training and just completed 4637 consecutive successful passes.

@WhyCallum_ Does the Super Cup really count towards a treble?

Tonight it’s very likely that we finish the season, we are still in a title race and have Chelsea in the run in.. We face top of La Liga Barcelona in the Champions League in a bid to retain it. We couldn’t get the most unlikely Slough treble, could we? Live from 8.30PM.