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@samuelporiot @yunta_tsai Came here to write the same comment

@yunta_tsai They do not even aim timelesness, they just come into existence

There was no award when Newton discovered three laws of forces, nor when da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa. There was no Grammy for Beethoven or Chopin, nor a Nobel Prize in Literature for Homer. Masterpieces do not seek transient trophies but aim to be timeless.

@ThrillaRilla369 Free Agent

Age yourself by naming a popular bike brand from your childhood I’ll go first Haro

@SoveyX The should call it the Bañana, the banana thats always ripe Mañana.

Did you know Korea sells “one-a-day” banana packs? Instead of every banana ripening at once, each one is at a different stage. One is ready today. The next one is ready tomorrow. The last one is still spiritually in college, “experimenting.” Simple. Genius. Solves the entire banana problem. What do you think? Would you prefer your bananas this way?

@MikeBales You stole this Joke from @adamcarolla

Wearing Crocs is like getting a BJ from a man. It feels good until you look down and realize you are gay.

@TennisInthePar1 @Winterfell91 Wrong. It’s literally the same. 3 surfaces in one year. That’s what your whole post is about.

@Winterfell91 Winning a Slam in January then getting two more six months later is nothing near the same.

Alcaraz is likely out for the rest of the year. Djokovic is likely winning a 25th Slam unless Jannik Sinner can win the Triple Crown (Roland-Garros, Wimbledon and US Open in one year). Nadal in 2010 was the last to win it—and Nadal is the only one to win it across 3 surfaces.

@TiffMoodNukes Prince and Beyoncé are on the Mount Rushmore of overrated.

Grammys Michael Jackson - 13 Prince- 7 Whitney Houston - 6 Elvis - 3 Dolly Parton - 10 How TF is this possible? Beyonce -36 Queen - 0 The Beach Boys - 0 Jimi Hendrix- 0 Bob Marley - 0 Depeche Mode - 0 The Who - 0 Diana Ross- 0 Kiss - 0 Run DMC- 0 2Pac- 0 Journey- 0 Rush - 0 Bjrok - 0

@miles_commodore Horrible list button.

The ten best comedies all time according to me. 1. My Cousin Vinny 2. Coming to America 3. Blazing Saddles 4. Airplane 5. Trading Places 6. Animal House 7. Naked Gun 8. Fast Times 9. Ferris Bueller 10. Beverly Hills Cop Honorable Mention - Young Frankenstein and Caddyshack

@catturd2 Most overrated musician of all time.

Hard to believe Prince died 10 years ago today. Time flies.

@BaldBryan Completely agree. What’s the story morning glory is one of the greatest rock n roll albums of all time.

Gotten in to the rock n roll hall of fame? lol yes. I love INXS but there is no comparison. That said, INXS is really underrated and a great band.

@cliffcornell_ Also zero SEC championships…

My friend had a baby last week. The baby is 8 days old and has the following: Checking: $0 Roth IRA: $0 401(k): $0 Non-qualified deferred comp plan: $0 Is this good for an 8-day old?

@adamcarolla and @AdamCarollaShow Please no more Elisha Krauss. It’s really hard to listen when she is on. 15 year listener here. I’m sure others agree.

Please @adamcarolla and @AdamCarollaShow No more Elisha Krauss on the pod. She’s not good on the show. Been listening forever and I’m finally skipping episodes when she’s on. Please, as a long time listener I’m telling you it’s true.

@DawsAngeles Please tell Adam, for ye sake of the show and his fans, that Elisha Krauss is absolutely horrible on the show. She misses every point and is not funny and very frustrating to listen to. Seems like a nice girl, just bad on this show.

@aviel @christopherrufo Come to Miami if you want your mind blown.

Seattle friends who actually live/spend time in the city, I’m begging you, please do yourself a favor and visit another city other than Portland. This is not normal. You have developed Stockholm Syndrome. After spending real time in San Francisco (another supposed “west coast shit hole”) after nearly a decade of absence my brain is broken. We’re no longer even in the same league. Wake up!

@AuthorGFAllen One Summer by Bill Bryson

Have you ever finished a book and thought, “Okay, I’m reading everything this person writes”?

@uncle_baseball @AdamCarollaShow @adamcarolla Yes, happens constantly. She’s really not good on the show. I feel like Adam knows it too.

@captainbrown38 @AdamCarollaShow @adamcarolla It’s infuriating when she interrupts Adam to interject and often completely misses the point he’s trying to make.

Hey @AdamCarollaShow and @adamcarolla As a long time listener of the show I feel it needs to be said. Elisha Krauss is just not good on the show. She doesn’t follow Adam, has no sense of improv or “yes and” and just makes the show frustrating to listen to.

@greg16676935420 Go sailing with Catamaran Adventure charters in Miami

Tomorrow I’m going to Florida has anyone ever been there and if so what are some cool things to do

@ShannonMFHill You stole this joke from @adamcarolla

Wouldn’t it be great if President Trump changed the name of ICE to NICE (National Immigration and Customs Enforcement) so that the media would have to say NICE agents all day every day? 🧐😜 Wouldn’t that be NICE?

@ArtemisConsort Almost every new movie and TV show is this way.

The media does a subtle kind of statistical lying where every PSA, every ad, every TV show, and every movie is full of situations that are demographically unlikely. Are there black scientists, woman fighters, gay people, and white sexual harassers? Of course. But when 80% of movie scientists are black, half the warriors are women, 1/3 of characters are some kind of gay, and all the sexual harassers are white guys, that constitutes a collective lie by the media. And it’s obviously intentional.