Lance Uppercut
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Lance Uppercut
@captainsixtysix
keep ya cool pleighboi....
Katılım Haziran 2009
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Marc Mero on Sable cheating on him with Brock Lesnar
“Then when I picked her up at the airport I said who is this and I played it (voicemail) and she just said I want a divorce.”
(@ChrisVanVliet interview)
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Male fashion never existed. There was one uniform they all wore, with slight variations. It made you look good, it didn't require individual expression, or cognitive exertion.
Now that the system of one male uniform has collapsed, most men gravitate to comfort. Rational. But an uglier society
Big Smoke AKA The Best Smelling Nigga in the World@100PercentCocky
I’m 44. And I dress like this. Everyday. Tell me I don’t dress my age and ima promptly tell you to fuck off.
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@itsesteezy @Anthony_WRLD @JoshuaDWilson92 @PlayoffLakers_ @LegionHoops @TheNBABase Stay sleep then mf
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@Anthony_WRLD @captainsixtysix @JoshuaDWilson92 @PlayoffLakers_ @LegionHoops @TheNBABase Lmao exactly. These people are idiots.
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Ice Cube’s son believes the NBA rigged the game for Bam to score 83-points:
“They manufactured and forced it to happen. Somebody didn’t like the Lakers putting up that Pat Riley. So they tarnished one of our Kobe statues.”
(h/t @TheNBABase)


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@JoshuaDWilson92 @PlayoffLakers_ @LegionHoops @TheNBABase This is def what it’s about. No one must have been on his higher alts. If so, no way they would have cashed that many folks
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@PlayoffLakers_ @LegionHoops @TheNBABase If anything, betting may be a factor here. That's a bigger issue..
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@DearS_o_n work...keep your head down...stay from under the radar
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@KenHeLive And they damn sure ain’t pressin no mexicans or Latinos
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Only if you’re black. Lol they’re not pressing white boys over a hat. Smh
Insane Clips@StreetFightsHQ
Los Angeles is trending as people complain they can’t wear certain ball caps due to gang politics.
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@MurrayHillGuy1 Idk champ. Not being blocked after a breakup has led me to a many late night romps
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@aruvinchan You’re either fucking that night or not. Fingering don’t count either
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I'm surprised how few men think like this.
Most are talking about "kiss closes."
Fuck that shit, kissing ain't a close, it's fucking blue balls. 🤦
ElBatto@BattoMarketing
@GetLeverage_ Absolutely agree, kissing just for kissing is absurd. You can kiss 5-6 girls on a club one night, it doesn't mean nothing if there's no sex.
İstanbul, Türkiye 🇹🇷 English

GAMBLING has RUINED MY LIFE
i'm 27 and down to my last $200 with a job i hate because no one else is willing to hire me. I tried to gamble and trade my way out of the 9-5 grind and it only pushed me further and further down. I’m in debt of over $500 and now i’m not sure what to do or where to start to escape, feeling depressed almost every single day. should have never started gambling in the first place
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@DatingTaxi Baby momma brought her new bf to our son’s bday party. Her and her friends were so discombobulated I was so chill. Even cut him a piece of cake. Controlling your emotions is a super power.
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@DearS_o_n My record is one year of dick only. After that they’re gonna run your pockets. The game is the game.
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@FWPlayboy One of my mother's good friends had been fucking this guy that lived out of state for a span of 25 years. When this MARRIED man would come into town....she'd shut shit down and make herself completely available. That's when i learned....
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@FWPlayboy "When a girl wants to fuck you.....she'll FIND A WAY to fuck you" True words indeed. No exceptions
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Girls LOVE LOVE LOVE to travel and FUCK!
(Use this information to YOUR advantage)
Dr. God Abeg ooo@josh_uglyasf
So this is what yall be doing on girls trip and on Vegas??? And they said all that with such audacity… tragic much
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@FWPlayboy As fucked up as it is…..god you feel like a king when those times happen.
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