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Lance Uppercut

@captainsixtysix

keep ya cool pleighboi....

Katılım Haziran 2009
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Vick
Vick@Vick_8122·
Marc Mero on Sable cheating on him with Brock Lesnar “Then when I picked her up at the airport I said who is this and I played it (voicemail) and she just said I want a divorce.” (@ChrisVanVliet interview)
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Raphousetv (RHTV)
Raphousetv (RHTV)@raphousetv2·
Woman Says She’s Pressing Charges And Suing Her Upstairs Neighbor After Viral Video Shows Him Allegedly Stealing Her Wingstop Food Order Moments After Delivery — All Caught On Camera 😳🍗📦
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LindyMan
LindyMan@PaulSkallas·
Male fashion never existed. There was one uniform they all wore, with slight variations. It made you look good, it didn't require individual expression, or cognitive exertion. Now that the system of one male uniform has collapsed, most men gravitate to comfort. Rational. But an uglier society
Big Smoke AKA The Best Smelling Nigga in the World@100PercentCocky

I’m 44. And I dress like this. Everyday. Tell me I don’t dress my age and ima promptly tell you to fuck off.

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Legion Hoops
Legion Hoops@LegionHoops·
Ice Cube’s son believes the NBA rigged the game for Bam to score 83-points: “They manufactured and forced it to happen. Somebody didn’t like the Lakers putting up that Pat Riley. So they tarnished one of our Kobe statues.” (h/t @TheNBABase)
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Jackson
Jackson@DinkDontShoot·
@KenHeLive And they damn sure ain’t pressin no mexicans or Latinos
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Lance Uppercut
Lance Uppercut@captainsixtysix·
@MurrayHillGuy1 Idk champ. Not being blocked after a breakup has led me to a many late night romps
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Murray Hill Guy
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1·
If you break up And she doesn’t block you after It shows how little she loved you
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Lance Uppercut@captainsixtysix·
@aruvinchan You’re either fucking that night or not. Fingering don’t count either
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Aruvin 💊
Aruvin 💊@aruvinchan·
I'm surprised how few men think like this. Most are talking about "kiss closes." Fuck that shit, kissing ain't a close, it's fucking blue balls. 🤦
ElBatto@BattoMarketing

@GetLeverage_ Absolutely agree, kissing just for kissing is absurd. You can kiss 5-6 girls on a club one night, it doesn't mean nothing if there's no sex.

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daz
daz@MetamateDaz·
GAMBLING has RUINED MY LIFE i'm 27 and down to my last $200 with a job i hate because no one else is willing to hire me. I tried to gamble and trade my way out of the 9-5 grind and it only pushed me further and further down. I’m in debt of over $500 and now i’m not sure what to do or where to start to escape, feeling depressed almost every single day. should have never started gambling in the first place
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Lance Uppercut
Lance Uppercut@captainsixtysix·
@DatingTaxi Baby momma brought her new bf to our son’s bday party. Her and her friends were so discombobulated I was so chill. Even cut him a piece of cake. Controlling your emotions is a super power.
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Dating Taxi
Dating Taxi@DatingTaxi·
As a man, work on how you react when you feel disrespected.
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Lance Uppercut@captainsixtysix·
@DearS_o_n My record is one year of dick only. After that they’re gonna run your pockets. The game is the game.
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Dear Son.
Dear Son.@DearS_o_n·
Be brutally honest.
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Larry Jones
Larry Jones@QuanFlix_·
Good morning. Don't forget to drink some water today.
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Lance Uppercut@captainsixtysix·
@FWPlayboy One of my mother's good friends had been fucking this guy that lived out of state for a span of 25 years. When this MARRIED man would come into town....she'd shut shit down and make herself completely available. That's when i learned....
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FortWorthPlayboy
FortWorthPlayboy@FWPlayboy·
A woman who wants you will find time. If she’s “busy” and doesn’t reschedule She’s not interested. Interest removes obstacles. Excuses create them.
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Lance Uppercut@captainsixtysix·
@FWPlayboy "When a girl wants to fuck you.....she'll FIND A WAY to fuck you" True words indeed. No exceptions
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Lance Uppercut@captainsixtysix·
@FWPlayboy As fucked up as it is…..god you feel like a king when those times happen.
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FortWorthPlayboy
FortWorthPlayboy@FWPlayboy·
Normal Men always underestimate the depravity of girls and the fucked up things they’ll do for a Alpha they’re already fucking
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