Captgibsone.

@Oludeewon They aren’t ready for change yet 😂😂

Anything apart from a united opposition against APC is a loss already.

@jon_d_doe Watimagbo 😂😂😂

New totos excite men. Old preeqs excite women. That is why when a man wants to cheat, he'd prefer scouting for new women. And when a woman wants to cheat, she'd prefer to cheat with her exes. Except she's a prostitute. End.

@ademolamide777 @oku_yungx I’m now a new creature 😂😂

@oku_yungx Especially those ones that suddenly becomes too religious out of the blues they have a mission and are looking for a retirement plan and brother don't be that man. A lady that has high double digits body counts is now telling you not to worry about the past that it doesn't matter

Very Good men tend to be the losers in marriage or relationships if care not taken.

A wife cannot publicly shame her husband for cheating on her, & she would attract sympathy. But if she tells the public that she's the one feeding him & paying the bills, she has successfully shamed him. A man cannot publicly shame his wife for not providing for the familynor paying the bills, & he would attract sympathy. But if he tells the public that she has been an unfaithful wife with evidences, he has successfully shamed her and ruined her. Provision is a man's shield. Fidelity is a woman's shield. End.

@jon_d_doe @da_flimzy Wisdom dey worry Agba 🔥🔥🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

To the ladies out there. Please do not settle. If your dream is to marry a rich man, an odogwu with big mansion, fleet of cars and someone who is worth millions of naira that can be giving you millions as stipends every month to buy worthless wigs and jewelry. Please hustle and wait till your dream man comes to you. Don't go and marry a struggling man and start nagging at his ears everyday because he didn't meet your standards. Don't let thunder fire you. Don't ever settle for less. Remember that women are the prize and age is just a number.

“no be 10 people beat DJ Tunez, na only me and na only two slaps i give am. i swear with my mama, if i dey lie make ogun carry my mama go anywhere wey Wizkid mama dey… he come go dey tweet, i think say he go send squad. na internet their own power dey.” — Burna Boy speaks! 🗣️

Babes go reach UK and start forming busy for their boyfriends wey dey naija and later break up, boys go reach UK dey do 2-3 jobs so they can gather money to bring girlfriends wey dey naija. Real life issue o.

@inter_pares01 @yuteoflondon Don’t mind them person wey born for UK 😂😂

@yuteoflondon I think it's April fool o

If you move to the UK via MSc, your priority is to get your stay after the MSc. it’s not easy but please try to inform yourself of ALL possible pathways to remain in the country or move to Canada, Ireland, Australia or even an EU country via PR. In those 3 years, save as much as you can. Gather as many certifications and skill set you, leverage on communities and get your foot in the door. May God make it easy for all of us.

@odirah_cellz @CaptainArinze Tele won wole kan to shut door yen o.

I had to stand down my decision to japa. They way UK people dey complain now is discouraging. One guy I know was complaining how he and his wife take shifts in jobs so they can look after their kid while the other is working. Plus seeing the small apartment they are squeezing in, omo I just can't. I know Nigeria is tiring but I prefer my Nigerian job to doing care giving. I prefer my 2bedroom here to that cubicle they live in in Uk. Considering other countries too is tiring cos I don't have strength to learn another language. Make I just dey rugged am here in Nigeria.

The japa wave is going down. Inflation and devaluation have wiped out people’s savings. I guess that's why we don't see those ‘Another dispensation’ posts often. Yesterday, I took someone to the VFS office in Lekki. She didn't spend up to 17 minutes there. Something that takes up to two hours on a very good day. No more crowd.

Nigeria is the home of twerking . Twerking was made popular by FELA KUTI and his dancers. He wrote in a post on the page: “In Africa, dancing is revered. Music and dancing are integral part of the African culture. Whenever Africans celebrate or are marking any event, music and dancing are interwoven into such. Children learn how to dance at very early ages in life. They usually learn by joining age groups dancing troupes or watching older members of the family do the unique cultural dances of their ancestors and lineage. 📍 Afrobeat📍

Facts about men that gets angry easily; Is this true?

@Mazi_Chinonso1 Very true

Once boy no gree mumu for you next thing to call am nah narcissist

Fastest way to LET GO of someone you still love

i take friendships and relationships so serious. I will literally do anything for you without hesitation if you do right by me

My babe is not your friend, let your mom eat the fruit of her labor oo 🙏🏽😂

@jon_d_doe I thought I was dreaming when I saw this In real life. A man caught his wife with another man in a hotel when the man was dragging her hand bag she screamed “thief thief” until the man explained that she’s his wife. Things dey sup oo😂😂

I don't know how many times I have said this story. But a man visited his fiancée at her mother's place. He saw that she was in the bathroom, & then he decided to access her phones. When she came out of the bathroom & saw him with her phones, she screamed "thief! thief! thief!". The man was about to be Lynched by a mob, but for the saving grace of her mother. The mother told the mob that the man is her daughter's fiancé. That was how she saved his life. End.