Cap'n Dan

"If you don't go when you wanna go, when you do go you'll find you've gone." -Burt Munro

@bmitori @EmpHadrianus @texasrunnerDFW @AP @EmpHadrianus no reply tho that one?

@EmpHadrianus @texasrunnerDFW @AP According to The Washington Post, the statistical odds of being killed in a school shooting are 1 in 614,000,000. "And since the 1990s, shootings at schools have been getting less common."

BREAKING: Three people are dead and 14 were left injured after a shooting at a bar in Austin, Texas, authorities say. apnews.com/article/austin…

@EmpHadrianus @bmitori @texasrunnerDFW @AP The angrier someone online is, the more likely they are out of touch with the real world and the real people who go about it. You can't just pretend numbers don't exist and your feelings overturn them. I bet it gets you as far as calling those who disagree with you retarded.

@bmitori @texasrunnerDFW @AP No, fuck off retard. You made a dipshit statement that Gen Z should somehow not care about mass shootings because 2025 was better. That’s not how humans work, are you slow?

@lovechazelle Are you saying there's a Harry Potter show now???

what is the point of this show man

@NotNativeGuy @PieIsPleasant @LucasBotkin Or someone can just answer it using their brain power and a lot less grid electricity.

@PieIsPleasant @LucasBotkin Seriously… it’s easier than ever before to get these questions answered. Just hit the friggin’ Grok icon for goodness sakes 🤦🏾‍♂️

Literal spawn camping

@elonmusk @DOGE This is a dishonest clickbait question, par for the course for you. Detail exactly your definition of waste for each specific sector and I can give you an answer.

Do you support @DOGE reducing government waste & fraud?

@expelleranus @odanovich Caffeine powder to mix into water is kinda nice.

@odanovich Just drink water with a caffeine/l-theanine combo pill if you don’t want the flavors

13 months, 4 failed production runs, and more stress than we ever imagined—all for the clear can. Worth it?

@Will_Tanner_1 @SvetskiWrites By self important I meant self inflated. Of course everything each individual cares for is self important and I mis-typed it.

@Will_Tanner_1 @SvetskiWrites I genuinely don't know, but I ask because empirically in my life, those who care more about appearances seem not to do too much to fend for themselves. While the one who makes things happen can care less for appearances, because isn't it ultimately only a self important cause?

A "man cave" is an absurdly childish consumerist trend that shows our decay as a civilization A gentleman should have a study, not a "man cave"

Last note, no one yells "warning!" If something is flying at your head, they would usually yell "watch out!" Hell I would even take duck over warning 😂

If yearly explanation videos are put out from major weather outlets due to constant confusion, perhaps the definitions themselves need some tweaking, not the marketing!

As tornado season returns, I will voice my opinion that the watch vs warning system is back asswards. Intuitively to me is: Warning means a tornado is possible take warning Watch would mean watch out for the damn tornado.

@StefJamRecords @chiweethedog Ahhhh I see. Haha must be magic!!!!

What store or butcher shop lists their meat prices PER STEAK and not PER POUND?? Are you 9 years old?

@StefJamRecords @chiweethedog I have no problem doing mental math but I have never thought about why it's done that way. Since I'm lazy I certainly prefer just telling me how much you want for the item, not a piece of the item 😂

@StefJamRecords @chiweethedog Am I having a mandela effect or something because I seem to remember most meat having a total price listed. Why wouldn't they tbh? The label already includes weight and price per pound. Quicker for a computer to do that calc when printing the label.

@bo66ie29 Practicality, temperature, time, durability, environment, and comfort. To name a few!

Dear Men, what is preventing you from dressing like this?

@TsFelicityStone @fallsintograce @EurasiaticBear @Real_Comfyfren I learn from text well too because those things are more like how my thought process is most of the time I suppose!

@TsFelicityStone @fallsintograce @EurasiaticBear @Real_Comfyfren Visually less so. A diagram will help bridge a gap if there's a specific part of something I can't figure out when listening for sure, but it's not like I can then reference that diagram again in my mind. Either I get the idea or not haha

@fallsintograce @EurasiaticBear @Real_Comfyfren Bust ask me to describe the layout of a place I have visited or the color of a boat I saw last week and you're gunna have to give me 5 minutes 😂

@fallsintograce @EurasiaticBear @Real_Comfyfren Same with reacting to asituation for example, I don't visualize how it will play out and then move. I just know what's going to happen at the moment and can react immediately which is quite nice in my hobbies and line of work!