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The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

BIDEN: "My program is too expensive? ... The average amount forgiven in the PPP pandemic loan program, the average loan amount forgiven was $70,000. Now, a kid making $60,000 trying to pay back his bills, asking for $10,000 of relief? Come on. The hypocrisy is stunning."

@MoodieHats Serving office realness queen 👑

Happy 4th day of new job, somehow forgot my key fob AND my lunch today 🥲

This final season of America has been absolutely amazing. I mean, it starts with an attack on the capital and ends with a new Supreme Court that is actively dismantling democracy? That's some top notch writing! And it perfectly sets up the Civil War miniseries that will follow...

@BerwindRichard Not the “mice” Freudian slip 😭

It hasn't hit me yet that I'm graduating tomorrow, so instead of dealing with that, we're taking a bubble bath with mice smelling candles and a rye cognac on the rocks, cheers

The amount Elon Musk just paid for Twitter ($44 billion) is nearly equal to Biden’s proposed climate budget ($44.9 billion), in case anyone's wondering how seriously we’re taking the climate crisis

Happy tax day! The average billionaire effectively pays a 3.4% tax rate while the average worker pays 25%!

@MaddiePelkey This will be the highlight of my year

I’m going to see Sonic 2 tonight with @cara_roets and with not even a hint of irony I’m so flipping excited

Shouldn't over 1,000 scientists risking arrest to save the planet be a bigger news story than Elon Musk trying to buy Twitter?

@EntityOfTheatre It’s called creativity

@cara_roets I'll have what you're on

@MaddiePelkey I’m looking forward to March being over

Can’t believe it’s the last day of March. Time is flying! Happy almost-April! Anything you’re looking forward to this month? 🥰

Two years ago today… little did we know that spring break would never end. Legend has it that spring break is ongoing to this day

Lindsey graham looks like a bag of milk

If you don’t want to cancel student loans, fine. But at least cancel interest permanently. No one should have to pay down loans only to see their balances grow. And the US government should not be profiting off students’ inability to pay for an education.

@ValLohrm Please be my doordasher and do this

i doordashed yesterday and my phone died when i was sending the picture of the food on the doorstep and when it turned back on it glitched and SENT A PICTURE OF MY CAT

a pandemic AND a war? bitch I’m definitely never paying a student loan again, lose my number

@guardianxgamer @MaddiePelkey this u?

@MaddiePelkey Imagine a speedrun nintendogs stream

Alright team: what are we hoping to see in the Nintendo Direct today and why is it nintendogs