Carlos Sánchez
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Carlos Sánchez
@caredusan_e
Me gusta enseñar matemática! Mi pasión son los Tiburones de la Guaira 🦈 y el hipismo 🐴. Odio las injusticias. Amo a mi familia. Dios conmigo y con todos!










tuesday @KentuckyDerby presser 🐎 straight from the horse's mouth... 1. renegade: 'thanks to my loudmouth owner they stuck me on the f**kin rail??' 2. albus: 'i probably need some harry potter wizardry to win this race.' 3. intrepido: 'what do you mean the race is saturday? i thought i won the derby the other morning wtf?' 4. litmus test: 'i was just supposed to be a tax write off for a bunch of rich guys. why do i have to run a mile and a quarter now?' 5. right to party: 'like a good party, it's not the start that counts it's the finish and i'll be rolling late.' 6. commandment: 'i beat the puma, i beat the chief, and now i have a new jock on board. it won't matter. i'm the one to beat. my trainer even told me i was his favorite.' 7. danon bourbon: 'i was born in the usa. this is where i belong. the bourbon will be flowing saturday night.' 8. so happy: 'im winning this derby for my trainer. i just hope the old guy on my back holds on.' 9. the puma: 'i have one reason to win this race- to go party w my new owners and their entourage! we will be poppin bottles in the club saturday night.' 10. wonder dean: 'watashi wa hayaku hashirimasu.' (i run fast via translator) 11. incredibolt: 'i'm 2 for 2 at churchill downs. people will knock my race in the holy bull but i was out at tootsie's til 4am.' 12. chief wallabee: 'shades on and i'm gone. i have the best trainer on the planet. all hail the chief.' 13. silent tactic: 'i am the only one in the race that has won in canada. not sure what that means but here we are.' 14. potente: 'my trainer keeps rubbing suntan lotion on me and telling me it will make me run faster?' 15. emerging market: 'my trainer takes gym selfies. i just take win pictures.' 16. pavlovian: 'i'm a fast cal bred with a big heart. but i would rather be getting high at coachella.' 17. six speed: 'my dad has become the sire of sires. i am going as fast as i can for as long as i can. and i love my new owners, especially the chubby guy from houston, but i'm glad i don't have to wear his texas a&m silks saturday.' 18. further ado: 'i'm undefeated in kentucky. i have a hall of fame jockey on board and my 106 beyer towers over this field. i am the one to beat.' 19. golden tempo: 'i'm gonna be the 1st kentucky derby winner trained by a female.' 20. fulleffort: 'i like dirt. i love dirt. i roll around in the dirt all the time.' 21. great white: 'just let me eat!' 22. ocelli: 'cmon vets scratch some more horses!' 23. robusta: 'ya what he just said.' 24. corona de oro: 'i'll probably see yall at the preakness.'















