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Twitter exclusive: I am now Mrs. Caroline Schroeder (don't ever call me Mrs tho)
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Lady Caroline
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Lady Caroline
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mary wollstonecraft tryhard (she/her)
Dublin City, Ireland Katılım Haziran 2012
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@johnloeber Tfw no cheese or whore 0/10 would not monger
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Sen. Bill Cassidy faces backlash with bill to break up Louisiana’s only national forest. Via @tristanbaurick #lalege #lagov
lailluminator.com/2026/05/21/cas…
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first and only woman to somehow look worse with longer hair
Goddess Women@goddessswomen
Marilyn Monroe at 28 years old
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This is like that tiny Jimmy Carter picture
Conan O'Brien@ConanOBrien
Here's to Stephen Colbert, a man of great integrity and wit. Onward, friend, to bigger and better things.
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“He’s a person I’ve known for a long time” is an objectively hilarious thing to say about your child
Acyn@Acyn
Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.
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haven't seen anyone bring up what seems to me like an obvious major contributing factor, which is that people got extremely used to ordering takeout during lockdown. you guys remember lockdown, right? the younger you are the more this was a formative experience for you
Liminal Warmth ❤️🔥@liminal_warmth
What if serial DoorDashing is so popular not because people are lazy or don't know how to cook, but rather because forcing someone else to bring them food feels like an expression of power/wealth/status that they don't feel elsewhere in their life?
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There are people who get pregnant while smoking crystal meth I think you’ll be okay if you use a little Dove..
Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙@AlpacaAurelius
"I need IVF and I dont know why"
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Salmon was so cheap in medieval Europe that servants had to put in their contract that they couldn't be served salmon too many days per week lol.
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It really feels like #LSU is doing all the things that guys talking sports at the bar would suggest but no AD in their right mind would / could do.
Pay the $54 million buyout, fire Brian Kelly and bring in Lane Kiffin? Sure.
And bring in Coach O to recruit? Yep.
Then let’s give him $40M+ for the portal? No problem.
And while we’re at it, let’s bring back Will Wade, because paying players is legal now? Of course.
And let’s bring back Johnny Jones too, that guy could recruit. Why not?
And since there’s no rules in the portal, let’s just bring in a bunch of fringe NBA players? Done.
It’s kind of wild to see so many pipe dreams come to reality in one offseason…
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It really seems like people just used to eat much, much less than we do now, and it’s really that simple.
constans@constans
Gen Z treatlers— “lunch is $28! There’s no way we can afford this!” The US president, 1974 having lunch:
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Anyone with +2 hours of screen time has time to cook, but you're all not ready for that conversation
Taylor Lorenz@TaylorLorenz
This is bc they do not have the time or capacity to create home cooked meals. It’s an issue countless ppl have tried to raise w leftists but big leftists online continue to shame/abuse poor ppl for being forced to rely on these services for meals, which act as a tax on the poor
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zohran stop your comms too tough, your swag too different, your new deal style policies too beneficial !!!
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
5.21.26. 4:10PM. Live.
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these Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum ass state combos
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Just ate ice cream from a land grant university and I Get It Now. This is literally the entire point of America. No clue why we do all that other stuff.
Doc Sportello Democrat@DGDtheSequel
the land grant university is a sign of a developed civilization
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bagel and lox and Celsius cost me $28 in UPTOWN and I was like "ok wait now I get the tulane hate"
Ben Kesslen@benkesslen
decided to get a bagel and lox and a iced coffee for breakfast and it cost $28…in queens!!!
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