Carlos Lara Martinez

@TeslaAIBot For a Tin Man

Hello humans 😈 I’m feeling naughty today 🤣

@Marcela252016 Runner-up/Subcampeona

Describe a la selección argentina con una sola palabra

@elonmusk @martianwyrdlord so if you are defending Eurocentric Expectations don't forget to cast that she was literally hatched from an egg after the god Zeus took the form of a swan. to get him some

@martianwyrdlord I’m down

I want Elon Musk to give Mel Gibson $100 million to film an Odyssey adaptation with painstakingly historically accurate ships, armour, weapons, and casting, with all dialogue taken straight from the original poem and delivered in Homeric Greek.

@StephenKing Simple bastard you're easily amused, even your dog thinks you're weird 😁

Corgis of the Corn, starring Molly, aka the Thing of Evil.

Never ever ever fucking ridiculous this guy has the mind of a child McCarthyism 2.0, resurgence of political witch hunts, public blacklisting, and systemic loyalty testing reminiscent of the 1950s Red Scare. While the contemporary iteration spans multiple political fault lines, leaning heavily on state and cultural power to punish, censor, or alienate perceived ideological enemies.

Stephen Miller: The contrast has never been more clear. There is Trump, the Republican party and America first, or the crazy communist lunatics who will steal everything you know and love in this nation and they will never, ever, let you have it back.

@realBrandonGill Gill is an Obese version of Fuentes. He is a culture warrior whose prejudiced polemics mask a deep identity-defensive fragility, rooted in denial."

I have a hot take: Being polite is not an attribute of white supremacy. Woke ideology is farcical on its face and indefensible in practice. I will not stop forcing the left to answer for their ridiculous views.

@PNN_JESUS Come on Jesus I'm sure she spent a bundle for those big beautiful ni**er lips

Every woman in the world has beauty of some form. Except this bitch Laura Loomer. I wouldn’t hit that with a bat.

@RepJasmine Girl. Just stay on it, let us know where you will end up with your fine ghetto ass next

Today is Black Women's Equal Pay Day. And in 2026, Black women are STILL only making 65 cents on the dollar. Pay Black women. Period.

@LucasSa56947288 He's giving Bessent an eye full, and Bessent is just fascinated

Look at how JD Vance is sitting like that during a meeting between Donald Trump and Lebanese President Joseph Aoun Why is he sitting like that? 📸REUTERS/Evelyn Hockstein

@RepLuna Bitch chill, just smoke another bowl, the Prozac is wearing off

This needs to be brought to the floor immediately.

@Rossmac212 She's got the Midas touch

The only two times Rihanna attended the World Cup final, Argentina lost🥳

@alon_mizrahi Pinche, maliosos de talla barata, muertos de hambre, ardidos i envidiosos pero saludos a Messi i fuerte abrazos “al capo cañoneri” Lautaro Martinez ellos si son chingones

Case closed

@klara_sjo She needs to partner up with you for the daily Dang, Sis, K

Some of you would. Admit it.

@davis8273shari @SteveScalise

@SteveScalise This Save Act is a step to more AI control and tyrannical government surveillance. You try to sneak in a fucken Israel military merger! Are you nuts? You want to basically POLL TAX AMERICANS TO VOTE? VOTE NO!

Requiring a photo ID to vote isn't controversial. The American people OVERWHELMINGLY support it because election integrity matters. It’s time to PASS the SAVE America Act.

@SenTuberville Dumb Ass !!

If only there was a bill that would ensure only AMERICANS were voting in our elections. Oh wait…

@StraightFlorida Hahaha, Your request has been denied, Florida is getting gentrified, The skibidi Ohio Rizz...Is all that's left of what once was bliss

Listen up, because the salt-crusted migration didn't leave this year, and my patience is officially thinner than the tread on a Buckeye's rusted-out Honda Civic with a Biden/Harris bumper sticker barely clinging on. It used to just be a winter issue, but the infestation has gone year-round. They aren't even going back to their corn silos anymore. They’re buying up houses, clogging the boat ramps in July, and bringing that permanent gray-sky energy to our paradise 365 days a year. You try to navigate local traffic on a Tuesday afternoon, and you get stuck behind some pasty transplant going 35 in the left lane because they saw a single cloud and assumed a hurricane was hitting. Look, we all know why you escaped permanently. If I came from a flat, dystopian void of endless corn where the peak of human culinary achievement is dumping watery, cinnamon-scented toilet-water chili onto overcooked spaghetti and burying it in a hazardous amount of yellow cheese, I’d never go back either. 🤮 No wonder Ohio produces so many astronauts. Neil Armstrong didn't go to space to advance science; he braved the cold, dead vacuum of the cosmos just to ensure there was absolutely zero chance he'd ever smell a Cincinnati kitchen again. Your state is so aggressively depressing that leaving Earth entirely was considered a lateral move. But you don’t get to bring that cursed energy down here full-time! We don't care about your psychotic cult behavior. Stop screaming "O-H" at a teenage gas station clerk like a broken animatronic, expecting them to bark "I-O" back to validate your entire existence. And cut the "aggressively polite" act. You hit us with that dead-eyed Midwestern "ope" at the Publix deli counter, acting all folksy, right before you cut someone off in a roundabout because you've never seen a road that wasn't a straight line between two corn silos. The internet keeps posting memes about how Ohio is a glitching, surreal wasteland full of unholy monsters and chaotic anomalies. Honestly? The memes are giving you too much credit. You aren't a high-tier internet creepypasta; you're just a permanent flock of tourists who think dipping a Wendy's fry into a chocolate slurry counts as a culture. Florida has real wildlife, real orange groves, and actual culture. We don't need your orange construction barrels, your road salt, or your bland presence blocking our boat ramps year-round. If you love the construction season so much that you brought it down here permanently, do us a favor and build a highway right back to the trenches you crawled out of. Pack up the Skyline, get off our roads, and go home. We're full. 🌴🐊🍊

@marlene4719 That’s exactly the point, Hospitality weaponized as a gaslighting tactic

Lebanon, what a great vacation destination. Where you can witness first hand, genocidal war criminal Netanyahu, do to Lebanon what he’s done to Gaza. What could possibly go wrong?

@EastEndJoe Hahaha you are true duck blue G

Coming soon…

@DonaldJTrumpJr Representative Gill and other House conservatives object to including these modern, progressive topics because they believe it distorts the museum's core mission. "the increase and diffusion of knowledge" get a clue

Worth watching. Gill absolutely wrecks this woke leftist lunatic!!!!

@topkekius You will be your best customer and go broke

buy a bunch of sex bots and whore them out