carl patrick
442 posts
@rickygervais tell Sean he was ace tonight! Fucking massive gig. Two fucking fights and a bag o nuts 😂
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Personal announcement. After 21 years, I have decided to move on from the BBC.l leave behind many happy memories and wonderful colleagues. But from the New Year I am moving to Global to write and present political and cultural shows, and to write for newspapers
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#RickyGervais tell Sean he was fucking great tonight! Massive fuck off gig! Two fights , a pint and packet of cunts 😂👍
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@ChrisHewitt when do you usually drop your WandaVision spoilers? I’ve just joined and I cannot find this weeks. Cheers
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Please, everyone, have the vaccine when asked to.
It's the one chance we have of getting out of this sh1tshow.
There are a bunch of very strange people out there who have peculiar objections that are not well-founded. Please don't listen to them or spread their nonsense.
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Quiz question. This young boy is sitting on the ruins of a bombed-out house in 1940. Why is his face familiar?
(Image via @DanHillHistory, @JamesJimCarver)
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@cjscull @joshwiddicombe It’s just German old money made out of beef, get over it!
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This is a disaster for western democracy, but Nathan’s Beef Franks have had a right touch
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@ScottAukerman thank you for your content this year brother x. Lots of love to you and your family . Carl East Yorkshire Beverley
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@MikeBubbins “who’s the little fella in the purple “ AKA the artist formerly known as Prince!
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@MrKenShabby A late but strong contender for 2020’s Hottest Take.
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Here’s a Christmas present to all those who asked me what it’s like to hang out with Baby Yoda on the set of #TheMandalorian #TheTragedy. Check out #DisneyGallery for more behind the scenes!
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Rite thats my bike ride done now it’s time for FUN whos with me as you were why me why not c’mon you know LFUCKING x
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Delivered some chocolate coins to my daughter’s best friend, and in the absence of football I got dressed up like I was ready for Stoke away
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