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I hate Carter Hawkins so much

Lineup Preview Friday May 29th Cubs @ Cardinals

In Game Lineup Preview Wednesday May 27th Cubs @ Pirates

@DanteTheDon @SooperShoe I can only handle one gutless, selfish, sad coward owner at a time unfortunately

@CarlsBeef @SooperShoe Can I invite you to turn on TNT for the Boston Red Sox sad excuse for a major league ball club?

I would rather live in North Korea than watch another inning of Chicago Cubs baseball

@CarlsBeef Got my cinderblock flippers on about to go for a dip Carl

Lineup Preview Tuesday May 26th Cubs @ Pirates

Lineup Preview Monday May 25th Cubs @ Pirates

10 in a row coming like clockwork once you put AC on the call

@PrazMaster Leo had 3 pitchers over 6 seasons til

Lou Piniella and Leo Durocher easily clear Craig in that department. Craig won a playoff series; Lou and Leo never even won a playoff game.

Lineup Preview from Vegas lobby Saturday May 24th Cubs vs Astros

Announcements from OHare 1. We stink so bad 2. I will be poolside MDW 3. 1st class upgrade 4. Preview to Lineup Preview

@AELara97 Strike @MonMornMahoney

@CarlsBeef Shoot me.

7 losses in a row Gutless again No end in sight Just a completely lifeless lineup And a good time to remind you guys that Thirsty Vaquero is best enjoyed on a summer Saturday with a heavy handed pour of tequila Fuck me

@BushwoodCap Dansby sucks right now but don’t gaslight me into believing Ronny Cedeno and Neifi Perez and Ramon Martinez didn’t wear the uniform

@CarlsBeef This team sucks so so so bad rn So much focus on PCA … not enough on the fact Dansby Swanson’s worst offensive shortstop in Cubs history

I feel like this would be so much cooler if we scored more than 7 runs in the last 5 games

@Cubs @PrazMaster @NationalPro The courage it takes to post sponsored content right now is immeasurable. Cubs social team deserves a long night out on Clark St

@tccpg288 Exact same asshole

@CarlsBeef Same coach who coined smoke break I assume?

Lineup Preview Saturday May Whatever Cubs vs. Astros

@pitt323 Y’all

@CarlsBeef Y'all are ass