Carly Ward

@AMandoSch correct problems, wrong solution.

Holy shit where do I even start, lol

me any time someone asks to take a picture

@jennyrozelle So many. Even more who will never know the burden they passed onto their kids who can't afford to keep them.

@carlynward *sad that so many have been swindled by timeshare companies (I wanted to clarify what I meant lol)

Just happened to catch an informal discussion on a national elder law listserv about doing a class action against timeshare companies. And honestly? Inject that directly into my veins. Let’s go.

@DarksaberLight ugh I'm obsessed.

“What, my dear Duchess Disdain! Are you yet living?” “Is it possible disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it as Master Obi-Wan?” #ShakespeareSunday #butmakeitStarWars #Obitine Art by izuris on tumblr

idc if this is a boomer take: Listening to the radio broadcast of a baseball game is WILDLY underrated

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Y’all doing April Fools jokes… in THIS climate?

Guys, tax court is actually really fun. Just make sure you’re on enough antidepressants to protect yourself from the IRS attorneys’ depression

when? sincerely, the business park across the street

@jennyrozelle I love a good name. My favs have been after the vacation home or the ranch. The best one has been a pun on the dog's name (yes it's a pet trust)

Insider tip (from an estate attorney): If you set up a Trust, you can name it whatever you want. Sure, you can go with something standard like “Smith Family Trust”… but you don’t have to.

@MorganStuart18 Most of the time when my younger girls say this, I think they use the word bored when they really mean that they are frustrated. I think the solution depends on the girl and how they overcome challenges, which your 1st book is great at. I wish we had it so much younger w my girls

Am I allowed to say that? We’ve been doing the same ones for over 10 years. Why? They work. Fundamentals never age. And discipline is part of sports. If we only did new things, we wouldn’t even see progress or have the ability to get better at those things the pros still

Bring back the Expos

@UWAA_United It's giving @GameChanger

Interesting view ESPN…I really feel like I’m right at the game.

@samcehrlich @BoiseStateCOBE CONGRATS!!!! This is so awesome!

Thrilled to share that I have been approved for promotion to Associate Professor with Tenure! I'm super excited to continue with the wonderfully supportive @BoiseStateCOBE academic community, and grateful to everyone who has supported my career both at Boise State and beyond.

@jennyrozelle We make them approve spellings and check birthdays a week before signing. The number of people who don't check and blindly approve + the number of dudes that don't know their kids birthdays is astonishing.

Every estate lawyer should be double-checking how names are spelled. Sounds obvious, but these days even classic names come with a twist like: Ashleigh instead of Ashley Landyn instead of Landon Assumptions can turn into headaches later.

@AMandoSch If you can't listen to my response, I just hang up.

One way to really piss me off is when I'm talking to whoever in sales and I say I gotta go, don't have time, whatever, and they keep going. Just told a Yelp guy from New York that I couldn't really talk about it, gave him my wife's name and # and said he could talk to her. After that, he "goes, well, since I have you on the phone anyways, let's go through a couple of questions." Starts asking me questions about the practice, doesn't even pause, it's like I didn't even speak. I go "Dude, I just told you I have to go, I'm under a Court deadline, hate talking about marketing, am mostly word of mouth, my wife knows all the information, I gave you her contact and name, and you can call her and she'll give it all to you." He keeps going with a "thank you for being honest" some cursory stuff, AND THEN STARTS IN AGAIN. I about lost it, but didn't. Told him I'd be available next week, told him I was surprised myself that I even answered my phone, and then we ended the call. 5 minutes of my life gone. Do these kinds of sales tactics actually work on anyone? Holy hell. And it's freaking Yelp for God's sakes, everyone knows about Yelp and how hard they are to deal with once you do get up and running. I wonder how much the cost is for what they are trying to offer. I'll probably never know.

Pretty sure my primary language is English, with a strong secondary fluency in GIFs.

I'm starting the new Ragtime cast recording so I can get WRECKED by Joshua Henry and Cassie Levy. I hope no one needs me at work for a bit.

Never mind, angrily yelling "They gave He-Man pronouns!" is an amazing self-own and it's genuinely funny to see it happening a bunch.