Chris Carr

Funny cuz Elon was the kid on the cover of Evil Empire

The reason IT support people are so bitter is that YOU (I mean YOU) cannot rationally describe the problem: You: The Internet is down IT: How do you know the Internet is down? You: I can't get email. IT: Is it possible that the email servers are down and the Internet is working just fine? Can you visit Twitter on your browser? You: Yes, I can visit the twitter website. IT: Is there any reason other than email to believe the Internet is down? You: The last time I couldn't get email it was because the Internet was down. The fact that IT doesn't call you a blithering idiot on every support call demonstrates saintly restraint, even if a little bit of their frustration leaks through.

@NWSGrandRapids When is the best viewing? Any idea

Here are some NWS Grand Rapids staff aurora photos from last night. Maybe more to come tonight? #wmiwx

@Support_Bears are you having an outage? We can not login to the website. Can not even submit a support request. I appear to get a CORS error from any web browser (tried three) whether it is trying to login or submit a support request

@theTunnelBear are you having an outage. I can not login to thew website. I can not even submit a support request. I get a CORS error from any web browser

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@ThomasOrTK Google’s flawless transformation into 2000s Microsoft is finally complete

It’s true

Apple thinks of everything in terms of Apple Vision Pro accessories. Meta wouldn’t have ever even thought of this.

@BasicInteger USB overdrive?

Sony PSP being used as a mouse and a game controller on a 1998 Wallstreet Powerbook G3 running Mac OS 8.6 with USB PCMCIA card installed. #Powerbook #PSP #Apple

New branding for Michigan Radio? Do NOT like it @michigan_public

City Council member Mitra Jalali, ahead of St. Paul, Minnesota, swearing in its first all-women city council: “If you read my Twitter replies lately, the responses sure are something. They're fighting for their lives in there.”

And now the first (and second) former president to be disqualified from a primary ballot for engaging in an insurrection.

@BWJones @UUtah If they’re “doing it correctly” the management only allows deleting “work data” from a personally owned device 9to5mac.com/2023/03/30/byo…

The Most Egregious Example of "We Didn't Use CGI" Mythology (So Far) fxrant.blogspot.com/2023/12/the-mo…

@darius Interesting choice to put Ron Johnson on the list

@WajahatAli Hypocrisy is widespread

Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman post content against Palestinians, & they receive grace. Melissa Barrera, Susan Sarandon, David Velasco post pro-Palestinian content, and they're cancelled. You can disagree with their comments and positions, but it's so asymmetrical & unbalanced.

fastlane is joining the Mobile Native Foundation! Thanks to everyone pushing for that! github.com/MobileNativeFo…

On this Breakaway day, our thoughts are with Commander John Koenig's teams on Moonbase Alpha. It was already 24 years ago today that the moon left Earth's orbit, taking with it the last Eagles yet to explode.... It was Gerry and Sylvia Anderson's Space: 1999 (1975-1977).

@yashar @Storyful Appear to be black bears so nowhere near as dangerous as Grizzlies

This is absolutely insane. A group of tourists in Yellowstone was spotted exiting their cars and sprinting towards a mama bear and her two cubs. One of the tourists had a child in his arms.