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@abreezeclayton Welcome to Maine! 💙

finding democrats everywhere(!) 📍Maine

@3YearLetterman @MikeTyson @goldencorral You deserve another Championship ring for this prize~winning missive.

Catturd may have done the impossible I never thought a post could match or eclipse the legendary Barney Frank’s Nipples tweet, but I think this one did. Let’s walk through the brilliance of it: 1. “Dude” - the ideal start to a late boomer/early Gen X post 2. “I was raised in the south” - establishing his bona fides. We come out of the womb ready to fight in the south 3. “I’ve been in 40 bar fights” - this is where the post goes from amazing to legendary. The precision is what makes it great. Not “approximately 40” or “almost 40” or “more than 40” - exactly 40. This man has kept an accounting of his bar fights that would put Deloitte to shame. I’d say he has an excel spreadsheet but there’s no way that man can even open excel 4. “You wouldn’t have lasted three minutes with me” - it keeps getting better. Now we have a physical threat with very strong homoerotic overtones. And the timing is that of a single boxing round. Like Mike Tyson in his prime, everyone has a plan until Catturd hits them in the mouth 5. “Wimp” - this is what takes the post from top 5 of all time to the top. It’s flawless, it’s beautiful, and most important of all, it is pure boomer. The most boomer of boomer insults Thank you Catturd. We don’t deserve you

@NashSevereWx Thank you, David. As a former Nashvillian your site is my go~to for real time weather updates, allowing me to monitor conditions/concerns in Williamson County, where my family still lives. Your work has a far greater reach than you know, including Maine!

A Letter From David Drobny, Founder of NashSevereWx. nashvillesevereweather.com/2025/06/06/a-l…

@fdawefters He’s real. Real cute :)

"I’m a proud American from Maine, as evidenced by this AI generated photo".

@ChrisHallWx Hi Chris, thank you for all that you’re doing~ is there a way those of us in Maine can put together donations here for you to take back down when you come get the RV? Please let me know!

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@scavendish Steve. You’ve cracked the code.

I just read the Tennessean's Morgan Wallen concert review and I need someone to prove to me that it wasn't done by Chat GPT

@SamSacks Mine’s Walker, Texas Ranger. Every time.

I have a smart TV that goes into energy saver mode after a while, but instead of turning off it switches over to some otherwise unknown and unfound Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman channel that only plays episodes from the series. I’m 100% serious.

@NashSevereWx A stellar sledding hill is Sterling Drive where it meets Wortham Drive, in Green Hills.

It's probably a good time to recap this for those new to our timeline... We Do Not Report On: ROADS SCHOOLS FLIGHTS SLEDDING HILLS OPEN STORES SERVICES THAT DELIVER BEER We Do Report On: ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️

@krieg_anne Happy Easter! I 💖 Mae’s shirt. So cute!

His Corolla is more important than his girlfriend?

@TheEricBland Two titans 👑

How about this photograph? The man of the year Creighton Waters. This is a keeper. EB

@NoContextBrits I pulled this exact move once but on a sled. And less gracefully to be honest.

@nathaliejacoby1 Southern

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com

How to do a hard reset on your life (in 30 minutes):

The Wave - After reviewing my images, I determined that I captured the wave that took out the door and window at Portland Head Lighthouse. I'm not happy about it, but I am in awe of the power of nature. I believe this is a historic capture. #mewx #maine #winterstorm #elliott

@NoContextBrits BrentMeisterGeneral. Next.

What’s the most iconic line in British television history?

I recently came across data on who we spend our time with over the course of our lives. The insights are simultaneously inspiring and depressing. Here are 6 graphs everyone needs to see:

@3YearLetterman Coach, please make them stop calling soccer “football”. It is blasphemous to the greatest sport in the world.

Can we please stop with the goddamn World Cup commercials?