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@krassenstein For the next 2 weeks, Iran can believe all that to be true. That will definitely NOT be the final agreement, if there even is one. This 2 weeks also gives intelligence a chance to locate the rest of the psych regime in Iran, so as to dispatch them all when the time comes.

So let me get this straight… •$40 billion spent •300+ Americans wounded •Over a dozen killed •Oil prices doubled •U.S. bases severely damaged And what do we get? Iran keeps its uranium. No nuclear deal. The Strait of Hormuz still unstable. And the world sees us as weaker, not stronger. Sounds about right for a Trump deal.

@CHECKOUT1111 @DI313_ Tell us you're stupid without using that word...

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇱✖️🇮🇷 President Trump, one must ask, will he apply the same to Israel? Or is this proposal only valid for Iran? If it's only valid for Iran, why isn't Israel, which possesses 80 nuclear weapons, being disarmed? If there's no ban on Israel, then the Gulf countries will also produce and acquire all kinds of weapons to protect themselves until the same ban applies to Israel.⛔️⛔️⛔️

‼️🇺🇸🇮🇷 According to Axios, the United States has reportedly delivered a set of tough conditions to Iran as part of a proposal linked to peace and a ceasefire. The message was passed through Egypt, Qatar, and the United Kingdom. The United States is asking Iran to agree to six commitments: 1. Suspend its missile program for five years 2. End uranium enrichment completely, with enrichment reduced to zero 3. Shut down the damaged reactors in Natanz, Isfahan, and Fordow 4. Allow strict international oversight of centrifuges and nuclear facilities 5. Accept regional arms control limits, restricting missiles to a maximum of 1000 6. Stop all funding for proxy groups including Hezbollah, the Houthis, and Hamas

@DemocraticWins Amazingly stupid...

BREAKING: Leader Hakeem Jeffries just announced that House Democrats will start a discharge petition to fund every part of DHS other than ICE. This is amazing.

@ChrisMurphyCT Now tell us why you think only allowing Citizens to vote ensures your side loses the elections... you're making our argument for us!

This week Trump is going to try to ram through the Senate his bill to take over state elections so he can rig the vote in his favor. As he becomes historically unpopular, he’s getting desperate. We cannot let this bill pass.

@mark_slapinski @DHSgov Found another one not to let in for any reason

Canada will always be superior to America: ✅Free healthcare ✅We don't elect pedophiles I could go on, but those two points are sufficient.

@SenMarkKelly OR... "they" know exactly what their plan is but know that telling "you" would immediately be revealed to the enemy, since you and your traitorous scum only care about your own virtue signaling- even if it endangers Americans.

Trump and Hegseth just dragged our country into a war that Americans didn't ask for, and Senate Republicans couldn't even stand up to them on it when given the chance. They have no end goal and no idea how long it's going to last, and apparently that's no problem for my Republican colleagues.

@FranklyLiberty @haniya_445 Tell us you flunked math without using those words

@haniya_445 72. If it had been 0 * any number or sequence, then it would be zero.

Can you solve this in 5 seconds?

@atrupar Aaron, are you really this stupid?

RAJU: Why shouldn't Congress assert its constitutional role and actually vote to declare war the way it did with Iraq and Afghanistan? FETTERMAN: Well, the last war we actually declared was World War 2 RAJU: No. Iraq and Afghanistan. FETTERMAN: *stammers*

@lady_valor_07 Grandfather must have been pretty kinky to need a safety string on his butt plug.

Found in grandfather’s tools Heavy metal object with rope wrapped around. can anyone tell me what this is?

@lawyer_memes Bill Moore was my mentor when he was a partner at Dewey, Screwum, & Howe

A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.

@lawyer_memes Y'all acting so shocked and butt hurt... you should probably shut up and not prove yourselves the idiots. Seriously.

@EmilySm43 Only 6? You're either retarded, a liar, or not really old enought to be on Twitter. Ive done all 20. Several times

6 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

@KamalaHarris You are clearly racist against orange people.

Donald Trump is dragging the United States into a war the American people do not want. Let me be clear: I am opposed to a regime-change war in Iran, and our troops are being put in harm’s way for the sake of Trump’s war of choice. Read my full statement:

@RepRaskin Except we are not DECLARING War, you nitwit.

The Constitution gives Congress the power to declare war because the Framers insisted that the representatives of the people weigh all the vast implications. But now, desperate to distract from the spectacular failure of his illegal tariffs, the Epstein files, and spiraling inflation, the president who campaigned on keeping us out of regime-change ‘forever wars,’ like Iraq and Afghanistan, just launched unilateral military strikes against Iran without any Congressional declaration of war. Speaker Johnson must call us into session for a vote immediately.

@ChrisDJackson According to your side, there has been "no new wars" since the last time war was DECLARED in 1941...

Good time to re-up this. Joe Biden was the actual peace president. No new wars. Alliances rebuilt. Stability restored. Americans were sold a false narrative and bought it. Now the consequences are global and they are catastrophic. Never forget who told you what and why.

@ERICSORENSEN Was Jesse Jackson assassinated or just a racial arsonist who died of natural causes?

Ordering flags be flown at half staff for Charlie Kirk but not for Jessie Jackson says it all.

@SenMarkKelly Mark, you might want to actually read the Constitution before making a fool of yourself next time. It wasn't Lemon whose rights were trampled - he was the perpetrator.

Don Lemon and I had an important conversation about free speech, freedom of the press, and standing up for Americans’ Constitutional rights, especially in this moment. The First Amendment guarantees our most fundamental freedoms, and we can’t give any ground on that. youtube.com/watch?v=2fWjQ-…

@Shinedown I'd never heard of you before. After this ridiculous move, Ill never willingly hear you again.

A message from Shinedown

@GuntherEagleman This was a mile from me... it baffles me wondering what, exactly, these idiots really think they are accomplishing.

White liberal women are the problem.

@theamelia__ Anyone born before 1975 has done ALL of those things