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WOW! No estoy seguro si se trata de Roswell pero este documento indica que se recuperaron 3 NAVES CON 3 SERES CADA UNA !!! El gobierno de EEUU tiene en su poder 9 cuerpos extraterrestres?

Fabian Hürzeler's Brighton are one of the best coached teams in the world. Their rotations, third man combinations, and adaptions to the opposition's press are extremely intelligent & seamless across the pitch. They have smart players, but the coach is the brains behind it all.

Just a hunch but I think Amario Cozier-Duberry may win this

@Mark_CPFC Image 1 - he can score with his shoulder, so he’s offside. Image 2 - the part of the Brighton player ahead of the Burnley knee is all arm. So the Burnley player is deemed offside.

Image 1 - Burnley player given offside because of his arm, even though you can’t score with your arm.. Image 2 - Burnley player given offside for 0.01% of his body being inline with the Brighton player

@AlbionSmudge Nightmare! Have you got the MPC app for when you have to go to the States? Might help reduce the wait times.

Only an hour & a half to get through U.S customs on arrival in Orlando🙄🇺🇸

@AlbionSmudge Happy Birthday mate, hope it’s been a good one!

Happy Birthday to me. Dinner with the family. Great to be home for it. 🎂

@peacockreports …or trendsetter 😎😁

Now here's why it's educational only: That GFS 06z is one of just a few runs in the ensemble that bring very cold air to London or even Oslo at any point 10th-15th March. A run like this, with so little support & distanced from most other runs, can be called an 'outlier'.

For educational purposes only: Today's GFS 06z has a textbook example of how a very cold spell of weather can rapidly take shape over Europe in mid-late winter or early spring. Mainly due to how the Atlantic trough behaves, sending relatively warm air all the way to Greenland.

Pure hypocrisy from #Farage waffling on about forgetting work/life balance and being in the office more. He hasn’t held one surgery in Clacton in person, barely attends votes and frequently misses PMQs. The man is anywhere but his workplace. #Hypocrite

Jesus fucking Christ. The man who claims he represents the working man wants him worked to death with no time left for anything else. What an absolute fraud Farage is. #neverreform

Brighton didn't have a single shot after Palace scored in the 61st minute. Appalling derby performance from a team that is drifting badly.

Anonymous My phone rang at 11 PM. “Hi Mom, I just wanted to say happy birthday. I miss you.” The voice was young. Male. I’m not a mom. I’m a 35-year-old single guy. “I think you have the wrong number,” I said. There was a silence. “Oh. I’m sorry. My mom… she passed away last year. This was her old number. I just… I still call it sometimes to hear her voicemail. But I guess they reassigned the line.” He sounded about to break. I could have hung up. Instead, I sat down on my couch. “Tell me about her,” I said. “What?” “Your mom. Tell me about her. It’s her birthday. She deserves to be talked about.” He hesitated. Then, he started talking. He talked for an hour. About her cookies, her laugh, how she smelled like lavender. By the end, he was laughing. “Thanks, man,” he said. “I really needed that.” “Call anytime,” I said. “I’ll listen.” He still calls on holidays. We’ve never met. But I know all about his mom. We are all connected. Sometimes, a wrong number is the most right thing that can happen.

Expectation v reality 😂😂😂

This is seriously the best ad ever made about speeding. I don’t think a single person was indifferent to it.

@NickJF75 Is it heading our way Nick? (west/East Sussex/Surrey border) - difficult to tell if it will just pivot in situ or move this way

Bit of concern over a slow-moving area of very heavy rain over the Isle of Wight and east Hampshire at the moment, appears to be pivoting around a meso low / convergence zone - could cause #flooding Radar from Netweather.tv

@BHA_Glenn @Brightonian_ But after Dunks header, he played the ball on, guessing they think it’s part of the same passage of play.

@casbom @Brightonian_ That is irrelevant though as he didn’t play or attempt to play the ball

Wait, why was this disallowed? We’ve been done again by a horrific decision. x.com/i/status/20176…

@FPL_Instinctive @Jackalbion96 Maybe that’s why Watson is allowed to leave on loan… 😉

@Jackalbion96 I’d genuinely like this haha. Wages won’t let that happen anyhow

Hear me out

@FelixLongbrook @TheAdrianDurham True, but that’s where they could make that change to have a clear offside instead of a toenail being offside, this is affecting all teams at some point in the season.

@casbom @TheAdrianDurham I don't like VAR, but it's what the TV companies wanted and it's here to stay. With offside, a line has to be drawn. There will always be decisions which are very tight, wherever that line is drawn.

Come on now....this is not offside

@FelixLongbrook @TheAdrianDurham I know, but it’s something they should be considering otherwise it’s taking all the fun out of the game.

@casbom @TheAdrianDurham It doesn't apply to offside.