Chris Ashley

@thegranturismo Change the physics back please thanks

Drop a top tuning tip 👇 #GT7

@unkut_music It’s only a guilty pleasure from 95 onwards. When it became all massive kick drums and zero breaks

“Happy” Hardcore up to 1995 is my guilty pleasure - what’s yours? 🤔

@thegranturismo Thanks for giving out the free credits when I wasn’t home to claim them. Great job 👏

Gran Turismo 7: An update from Polyphony Digital blog.playstation.com/2022/03/25/gra…

@sainsburys It doesn’t need a review Caitlin you just need to get big Daren back on the door. It’s not fair to expect your staff to work in fear just to please the shareholders.. most of which probably shop at Waitrose

@cashly77 Hey Chris! I'm sorry you have had this experience. I have fed this back to the relevant team and can assure you that this will be reviewed internally. Caitlin

@sainsburys also.. although I’m trying to eat less red meat it would be nice to know that it wanted a steak I wouldn’t have to battle heroin fuelled subhuman scum for one

@sainsburys I understand you’ve got shareholders to look after, but maybe spend some of that 200 million profit on security for your Kingswood Local store (Bristol) . I know it’s cheaper to rely on good hearted customers, but if I have to step in again I’ll be sending an invoice

@Jack_Chili @Baddiel Glad im not only one that remembers this

@Baddiel Didn't you also have Edward 'Good Movie Guide' knob?

Not totally convinced by my friend @TimLong of The Simpsons contention that the Morrissey piss-take character Quilloughby also includes elements of other pop stars such as Robert Smith. For reference, I include a piss-take of Robert Smith. youtube.com/watch?v=hNUgAN…

@itsDanBull Who’s your top 5 Dan ?

I really like rap

Looking forward to hearing @redbullracing fans complaining for the next 2 weeks

@WayneContakt I described it as Nonsense Bond

@Hbomberguy Thank you

@Ellejaymay @RealTimVine You’re an excellent human Ellie

My Mum just asked a question I realised I didn’t know the answer to. She said, “what’s Columbo’s Christian name?”

@fabiodnb Greggs

Is there anything more uniquely British than Jungle/DNB. Erm 🤔 No!

I might use Twitter soon. Probably won’t... oh

I wonder if any at Polyphony actually thinks they’ve done a good job programming the @thegranturismo penalty system. What a broken turd it is.

@Ded_Tebiase Yes

@Ded_Tebiase Yes

@dalocksmith @CrookedIntriago 2nd best tune to sample Funky Worm ever

Locksmith & @CrookedIntriago BLASPHEMY I’m following everybody who retweets youtu.be/0TFVqwgnMYM

@johnbbeta Beyond the Black Rainbow

I need to update my 'good movies to play in the background with the sound off in the studio' playlist. Seen Blade Runner/The Matrix/This Must Be The Place/They Live' sooo many times now. Hit me with your recommendations!

I hope the online racing penalty system ftom GT Sport doesn’t change for @thegranturismo 7 (obviously this is sarcasm)