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@Ausbobsmit This one’s not too bad to be far if we hold Malcolm Roberts as a benchmark.

$138,609 in 3 months whacked on the credit card. Senator Mehreen Faruqi. You white people

@PaulMitche42575 @Ausbobsmit Pretty sure he prefers the sausage.

@Ausbobsmit ALBANESE won't sack her He SLEEPS with her I reckon

Latest credit card bill from Anika Wells, the disgraced Labor MP. $293,679 in three months. Some of the items include first class flights, $2,000 dinners with $1,500 wine tab.

@MrKRudd What a fuckwit you are

Never die wondering. Work out what you believe in, and do it. My commencement address to the University of Southern California's Sol Price School of Public Policy graduating class of 2026.

@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Fuck Ukraine, dirty corrupt fucks

Birds of Magyar 💀💀🔥

@AlboMP Oooh 45. Do they come with 1 Jerry can of diesel for all of Australia?

Nine months ago, these homes were still under construction. Now, 45 new social and affordable homes in Melbourne are ready for people to move into. We’re throwing everything we can at housing. 5% deposits for first home buyers. Fairer housing taxes. And more homes being built right across the country. Because everyone deserves a place to call home.

@7NewsBrisbane “Probably just an exploratory bite” them probably.

A man has died after being mauled by a shark off one of Australia's most famous islands. The 38-year-old was attacked off Rottnest Island in WA, and was raced to a nearby jetty for urgent treatment. A four metre great white is believed to be responsible.

Today the voices of division will be loud. They don't speak for the country I know, one that belongs to all of us. That's our Britain. A Britain worth fighting for. lbc.co.uk/article/keir-s…

@wikikeeper @news_kristian Cuck

@news_kristian Have a sook cunt ..no ‘chance to get voted back’ 😂😂

How on earth did Labor even get voted in the first place. Do Labor voters still exist? #australiangovernment #australia #LaborLiars

@Keir_Starmer Fuck me mate. Read the room.

I’ll always champion peaceful protest. But the Unite the Kingdom march organisers are peddling hatred and division. We’ve already blocked visas for far-right agitators who want to come here to spew their extremist views. They don't speak for the decent, fair, respectful Britain I know.

@samhbarton @ausvstheagenda He doesn’t need to worry about economic growth because it’s all hidden behind continued absurd levels of immigration. Biggest Ponzi scheme going .

@ausvstheagenda Conflating funding science (eg CSIRO) with the concerns of the startup sector is such a huge tell that he doesn’t actually know what he’s talking about, or the concerns people have, AND how this all translates into economic growth and prosperity for all Australians.

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese wants aspiring entrepreneurs and business owners to stop making Ai memes of him taking 47% of their capital gains.

@lhilakari Oh look a lwnj union member being a condescending gaslighting fuckwit. How unusual.

Anyone who is sooking that they can’t make more money from buying extra homes in a housing crisis can get in the bin. Why should the govt make your housing investment bullet proof, whilst young people can’t get a first house. So pleased the govt took action. #auspol

@JEChalmers If you fuckwits aren’t held criminally culpable at some point for this wilful negligence then there really is no hope for the country.

This is the most important and ambitious Budget in decades. Important because the world is throwing a lot at us – and this Budget is about helping Australia deal with these challenges. And ambitious because we have so much going for us – and this Budget is about Australia seizing those opportunities. This Budget is ambitious in the face of adversity. It’s a responsible Budget, and a reforming Budget, which builds resilience and bolsters our economy. There is more cost of living relief, more Medicare and more aged care, and more housing. It makes the tax system fairer and stronger for workers, businesses, first home buyers and future generations – Responding to the pressures of the here-and-now while embracing our intergenerational responsibilities. We are responding to the biggest oil shock in history with a comprehensive $14.8 billion plan to secure more fuel, strengthen our supply chains, build resilience, and take the sting out of prices. Immediate relief from the fuel crisis is coupled with lasting and responsible cost of living measures. Tonight, we are proud to be delivering another round of ongoing tax cuts for Australian workers. We will put more money into the pockets of 13.3 million workers with a new $250 Working Australians Tax Offset. It will begin from the second half of 2027 and be paid each year, ongoing and automatically in your tax return just like the instant deduction we’re rolling out as well. The $6.4 billion tax offset is the biggest cost of living measure in this Budget – But it’s not all we’re doing to support families under pressure. As a Labor government, we will always invest in Medicare, cheaper medicines and public health so Australians get the care they need, when they need it. Australia’s longstanding housing shortage is making homes unaffordable. This challenge hits young workers and families hard and we’re addressing it from every responsible angle. The reforms in this Budget will lift our total investment in housing to a record $47 billion. We’re levelling the playing field for first home buyers with 5 per cent deposits and tax reform to help more young Australians into their own home. These housing reforms go to the core of our Budget strategy. Dealing with the very real pressures on people right now – While taking responsibility for the challenges facing the next generations. The challenges coming at us, the opportunities ahead of us and the better future that Australians deserve, will not wait for a time when all is quiet in the world. That’s why this Budget invests in resilience and reform, to grow our economy the right way and lift living standards over time. This productivity package will help us attract and absorb more investment, make it easier and quicker to build, and slash compliance costs. This Budget includes the most significant tax reform package in more than a quarter of a century. This is about tax relief and tax reform to make our economy work for more Australians, businesses and future generations. We’re delivering a fairer tax system for workers, first home buyers and young people. We’re building a better tax system for businesses, with over $3.5 billion in new measures that lower taxes, to encourage investment and innovation. Our tax reforms will help workers, create a fairer housing market, and drive more productive investment across our economy. Debt is lower and the budget position is stronger in every year of the medium term because of our savings. The medium-term budget position is much stronger and more sustainable as a consequence, creating more room for future tax relief. Against a backdrop of global uncertainty, this Budget invests in Australia’s resilience, economic sovereignty and national security. At a time when Australians are under pressure, this Budget delivers more help with the cost of living and new tax cuts for workers. And in an era where people feel like the system no longer works for them, this Budget doesn’t just acknowledge that – it acts on it. No other budget in the 2000s has set out this much responsible Budget repair and this much economic reform. These are difficult decisions to ensure a stronger bottom line every year, to give us greater insurance in uncertain times. At the same time as we build a more resilient, productive and competitive economy. This is a strategy which helps shield people from the harshest consequences of a global oil crisis – Stabilises our economy and our Budget at a time of extreme uncertainty and volatility in the world – And strengthens Australia for the next shock. Tonight, we choose the hard road of reform, not the path of least resistance. By responding to the pressures Australians confront today. And fulfilling our obligations and responsibilities to the generations to come.

@anneOkeefe7 @DorothyDixer12 Not sure I would call 30ish % popular tbf

@DorothyDixer12 People are not turning their backs on Labor. They are just as popular as they were in the last election

Mocking Rural Aussies Liberals Jane Hume l would have to speak a lot slower. Political party’s must look at why people are turning their backs on major parties. Politicians come out when an election is on they refuse to speak at community level. A shameful result FRW

@strangerous10 Cry more

PM Albanese torches the LNP for following One Nation down the “far right rabbit hole.”🔥 “And then they wonder why people don’t take them seriously.” Says the #Farrer byelection is a test for Taylor & Canavan. “We’ll see what the ppl of Farrer think of them tomorrow.”💥 #auspol

@CorinnePhD @realRick_AUS

@realRick_AUS What’s the reporting like on Rupert’s SkyPravdaNews?

ABC is an absolute disgrace. How can a taxpayer funded corporation be so blatantly anti Australian? “Legitimatise one nation” Who the fuck does she think she is? Bitch, we are legitimate and you haven’t seen nothing yet. Fuck you and fuck the ABC. Defund it.

@luke_amott @realRick_AUS @BMAU000 Shoulda stopped after the first retarded comment mate, because this shit hammers home how retarded you are.

Same can be said exactly about you. No one gives a fuck what you think either. If you really think one nation is the saviour while Paul Hanson is promoting the fact that she’s gonna save Australia yet ripping off the taxpayer. Every chance she gets. She’s nothing but a hypocrite and you’re dumb just for falling for it.

@GrumpyOLSoldier Only the retarded

People believe this shit 🤣

@PatrickGormanMP Is the testosterone in the room with us now?

Vaccinated for 2026. Thanks to Pharmacy 777 Maylands for the jab and thanks to Chico Gelato Northbridge for the t-shirt.

@Ausbobsmit @Kazz5b We’re being ruled by cucks with speech impediments

Tony Burke gave a Palestinian family Australian citizenship because he and his wife liked how they played piano

@AlboMP Community noted again….and this cunt wants social media curtailed for misinformation. Fuck head.

One year since the election, we've been focused every day on helping with the cost of living.