Catherine Dean

“When my time is up, I’m going to see all my friends” m.youtube.com/watch?v=avX5Vl…

Funeral arrangements for August 12. All welcome poetic-endings.com/cath-deans-fun…

@jeffpermaine Or this weighty tome

@cathjdean So the collected thoughts of Boris Johnson are well within your compass, but probably not good for your overall health.

Morphine: apparently ‘Women’s Own’ is now too challenging 🤪

But ‘Goodfellas’ is totally manageable

@bowelcancerman @bowelcanceruk You’re living your best life right there 👏

Right, full on but fun few days. Speaking at @bowelcanceruk staff away day yesterday. Retirement dinner in London for friend last night. Lads weekend at home with 4 old friends coming to stay #livingwithcancer

@Southwold_FOS @SchoolSouthwold Good luck!

Today is our summer fair @SchoolSouthwold so mr Rain I'm begging you to stay away. #Hackney #clapton #rainraingoaway #southwoldprimaryschool

@EllieLevenson Saw it on broadway, I think you will LOVE

Listening again to @TheTransports in the original and feeling very emotional

@Eden_Eats DEAN: That’s Saturday night sorted

Your campaign slogan is your last name + ":" + the last text you sent. Mine is "Dranger: yeah not everyone drives on Sunset Blvd"

@alejandrasolis The waiting is truly the worst. Huge love x

Had the chat with myself earlier! Still no news, spoke to the consultant but the results will hopefully be ready tomorrow. Thanks for all the lovely messages and hugs, it means a lot xxx . #MummyBloggerUK… instagram.com/p/BzY3i5eBoLv/…

@jeffpermaine Wait. Was that me?!

@cathjdean Yep pretty special. Reminds me of watching Liverpool win the European cup with my 9 year old.

Watching #KylieatGlastonbury on tv this evening with my 11yo was some kind of special ❤️

@bowelcancerman Yep, I’ve had quite a week of it here too. Hold tight.

Incurable cancer is one relentless shit storm. Hats off to everyone dealing with this day in, day out #livingwithcancer

@LBehrG @uclh You’re gorgeous 😍

Shout out to the amazing Nicola @uclh who was utterly lovely and amazing and helped me look more like old me #nhs #Alopecia

Forgive me if you find this shocking. The image of little Alan Kurdi washed up on a Mediterranean beach 4 years ago shamed the world. But nothing changed. Now Oscar Martinez Ramirez & his baby daughter Valeria have lost their lives. Will this new outrage now force global action?

@james_randerson Are you all being really polite and not mentioning it?

Awesome setting to see Lee "scratch" Perry but he seems a bit unsure which country he's in. Keeps telling "France" to do stuff...

@sarahditum Ask @lucebrett what product was in the hospital bathroom when she was having her first post-childbirth shower...

happy father’s day to all the men who aren’t fathers and have benefitted from their girlfriends’ abortions, yet have remained silent in the fight for safe access to abortion

Cat / chair sandwich incoming