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JP

@catholicjps

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JP@catholicjps·23h

1) Paul McCartney 2) Van Halen 3) Counting Crows 4) Foo Fighters 5) Eagles 6) Fleetwood Mac 7) Guns n Roses 8) Eric Clapton 9) Third Eye Blind 10) The Clarks

Nick Sciarappa@PappaSciarappa

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: 1. Meat Loaf 2. Rod Stewart 3. Weird Al Yankovic 4. Lake Street Dive 5. James Taylor 6. Garth Brookes 7. Bruce Springsteen 8. Bob Seger 9. Neon trees 10. The Collection

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JP@catholicjps·1d

I inherently believe that property taxes are evil and immoral but we shouldn’t get rid of them for another 20 years because the last thing the boomers need is another financial break Screw it property taxes only for people 65+

☀️🌷Catholic Charm ✞ 🌷☀️@CatholicCharm

Anyone who says stuff like this will never get a vote for me. Like sure go ahead and give the most spoiled and wealthy generation even more tax cuts and expect their children to pick up the slack

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JP@catholicjps·1d

@CocaineCatholic @MelanieSent Low-key so i can spend more time witn my daughter when she’s awake

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Dad@CocaineCatholic·1d

@catholicjps @MelanieSent Wage slave why work at night

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Melanie@MelanieSent·1d

You can’t see her but my daughter is asleep in bed behind me lol. It really is bliss bed sharing -snuggles -no fire safety stress -no break in stress -no nightmare issues -it’s cute and fun There are zero cons. The “cons” are made up or stupid

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JP@catholicjps·1d

@MelanieSent The flashes from the camera while i was trying to work made me feel like i ws in a warzone

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Melanie@MelanieSent·1d

JP’s doing work right now so I’m forced to take selfies and doom scroll 😔 he really does ab*s* me

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JP@catholicjps·3d

@CatholicCubsFan Listen there’s another 100 jokes that i can think of that are way darker than that so you’re good

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Holy Cow@CatholicCubsFan·3d

@catholicjps The Jewpanese? (What special Hell am I bound for now?)

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JP@catholicjps·3d

I haven’t looked into this at all but the Jews 100% did Pearl Harbor right?

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Melanie@MelanieSent·3d

I love how white people have issues with some races bc it’s like hey a lot of you guys kill & rape people & then when they turn it around on whites they’re like “well YOU whites are all prim and proper…and annoying. Can’t handle your spice. & have No culture” Oh no not that

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JP@catholicjps·3d

@MelanieSent Because they recognize you’re Italian and I’m not

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Melanie@MelanieSent·3d

Why does my family always choose my husband over me, they act like I’m insane 😭

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JP@catholicjps·3d

FDR belongs on the anti-Mt Rushmore what type of lib retard crack do you need to be smoking to make him the GOAT

Jeanne 🇺🇦✝️ | 28-27 • 9.0 GB@JeanIsWitherin

I just took APUSH and genuinely forgot what a few of these guys even did

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JP@catholicjps·3d

Not including the hot shower after shovelling snow is a horrible miss

Finance Philosopher 🖌@FinPhilosopher

Best showers ranked: 1. First shower after camping 2. First shower in a nice hotel/resort 3. Shower after yard work 4. Shower after gym

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JP@catholicjps·3d

@PappaSciarappa Doing this later this is my reminder lol

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Nick Sciarappa@PappaSciarappa·5d

Ed. Condon@canonlawyered

1. Clapton 2. Bowie 3. Knopfler 4. The Libertines 5. Cypress Hill 6. Less Than Jake 7. Coolio 8. The Features 9. Amy Winehouse 10. James Taylor

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JP@catholicjps·3d

@MelanieSent You’ve got her singing Patti Page you witch

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Melanie@MelanieSent·3d

This is what they mean when you homeschool your kids, you deprive them of an old, ill formed music teacher, teaching them how to sing Mary Had a Little Lamb in a hot gym with the pride flag flying outside :(

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JP@catholicjps·4d

1) liberate Cuba 2) make Cuba 51st state 3) completely revitalise Cuba’s sugar crop 4) ban high fructose corn syrup, replace with cane sugar from Cuba 5) ban seed oils 6) Midwest farms that grew corn now have cattle for beef tallow 7) American profits in health and economics

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JP@catholicjps·4d

I got into bed and both my wife and daughter immediately put their feet against my legs in their sleep. There is truly nothing better than this

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JP@catholicjps·5d

Soccer being more conservative than baseball is genuinely really surprising

True Discipline@TruueDiscipline

Politics of young male sports fans:

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JP@catholicjps·5d

@MelanieSent Why are all these women having their bosses walk them down the aisle to their work bestie maid of honor and husband they met at work at a wedding officiated by someone from work like cmon people

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Melanie@MelanieSent·5d

@catholicjps The office weddings make no sense

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JP@catholicjps·5d

Listen i understand how casting works but i always find it weird how in TV shows the couple getting married is always like “should we invite our family and friends we’ve known our whole lives to our wedding? No, let’s invite every one of our Co-workers from the past 2 years “

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JP@catholicjps·5d

“Wait, you guys have a rotating list of playoff opponents?”

Roberto Shenanigans@Rob_Shenanigans

This guy got the rules right. Yankees (given), Tigers, and Cubs

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JP@catholicjps·5d

@BearsShowYo I’m not saying that Big Ben should be on this list but he’s better than Bradshaw and Stafford what are we doing here

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BearsShowYo@BearsShowYo·5d

Bored so I’m ranking the 10 greatest QBs of the Super Bowl Era. 1. Tom Brady 2. Peyton Manning 3. Patrick Mahomes 4. Joe Montana 5. Dan Marino 6. John Elway 7. Drew Brees 8. Aaron Rodgers 9. Terry Bradshaw 10. Matthew Stafford

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@CatholicCharm @MelanieSent She is right that democracy is evil and retarded i can’t blame her there

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