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@TimmyMallett @4pmWineTimeBaby @IAmChrisRamsey Jack is a lovely name but missed there being three Timmy Mallet’s #SMA

Welcome to the world baby Jack x

You probably don't know this as he has so rarely mentioned it 😉 - but I lost a bet with @Douglas4Moray on who would stand down as leader of their party first. With his agreement I have today made a £100 donation to @supportCHAS - a truly wonderful charity

#votegary for 1st Ever Minister for Scotland.

Got a new girlfriend at the start of December, had to go round her ex's and pick up some of her stuff, he had agreed to be out. Out of our pettiness I opened the 24th door on his Star Wars chocolate advent Calendar, scoffed the Millennium Falcon and carefully closed the door.

@TraceyInglis1 Minus the stupid!

@TraceyInglis1 Nah I got it when I was away 😢

I’ve the rankest cold going, tea and sympathy much appreciated at this difficult time 🥹

@AllanRWhyte Haha wincing every time Helen coughs in fear that it’s finally happening! 😆

@cathryndawson She's largely back to fitness now, but still coughing a lot. I'm terrified to get it 😅

@AllanRWhyte Aww I hope she’s feeling better soon! It’s only been the past day as well so I’m deffo in for it being worse, I can just tell haha!

@cathryndawson Helen's been going through it the last couple of weeks, it's absolutely rancid.

"If you get eaten, it's your own fault."

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Lol

@TraceyInglis1 @stevenli59 There’s one in my hall just now, said hello to it yesterday 🤣

@74frankfurt @TraceyInglis1 I’d have loved this when I wee 🤣

Dougie Donnelly Action Figure.

These monks found a stray dog and decided to adopt it. He's now known as Friar Moustache. He spends his day strolling around the monastery and bringing joy to others.

@DawnRoss3 Four days to go!!

@cathryndawson I don’t think I’ve ever needed my holiday more!

People who dump shit outside charity shops are just scummy, lazy bastards. It’s fly tipping and it will sit on the street. #notmyproblem

A story about crisps in 4 parts

“Have you got a pen?………okay, write this down……….GET ME GABBY LOGAN’S SLACKS”

I’ve had more conversations today about the price of Lurpak than I have about Boris being jobless….just remember you can also blame him for it being so expensive along with everything else!