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@things_madrid @Captain_Tiggles @NoContextCounty @23 @24 But because he got injured, that surely affects his greatness because his career was so much less complete than Jimmy’s?

@Captain_Tiggles @NoContextCounty @23 @24 Steyn argument of being better than Anderson is - better home + away records with a far better average + balls to wicket % - if Steyn didn’t have a should injury causing him to have to retire he would of got 500+ test wickets.

I think this is where the word greatest gets muddled, you can obviously make a very strong argument that Steyn was a better bowler than Anderson for example, but in terms of greatness an extra 265 test wickets and a t20 World Cup feel like quite big things to ignore…

@RichardWellings 15 minute city crackpot alert!!

Basic road maintenance is deliberately being neglected as part of the agenda to restrict travel. They always find the money to impose anti-car measures. There is no "pothole puzzle" - they're doing it on purpose. theguardian.com/news/ng-intera…

@vicgoddard We had the Aston Villa parade hangover to deal with too!

Well Friday attendance was challenging to say the least! The price difference for families to travel on Friday rather than today was enormous. Hard to blame people,

@ESPNcricinfo Nearly 14000 runs test at 50+ and he’s 9th? There will be at least 2 players above him that will make me fall about laughing.

Classical method. Calm equanimity. Always a split-second ahead of the competition, he piled up record-breaking numbers with an undimmed boyish enthusiasm 🏏 At No. 9: Joe Root #CricinfoHonours

@icelandcricket @ovverbruv any thoughts?

Who is the fastest bowler you have ever seen?

@LeeAndersonMP_ You don’t need to argue with me, Lee. You need to listen to Gemma, the person who runs The Hamlet, and then decide whether as a Party you are prepared to do the decent thing.

@100Climbs And the following bit “ You are amazed that they exist but they burn so bright whilst you can only wonder why.” Incredible.

"You will never understand How it feels to live your life With no meaning or control" The greatest lyrics ever written. (Apart form Motorhead's Orgasmatron of course.)

@ediz1975 I get that viewpoint and sympathise but I disagree that getting rid of LTNs is the solution.

@cathsbruv I’m a cyclist and to a point I agree. I’m also a victim living outside one of these unjust zones. Increasing harm upon us so car lovers within them can drive in and out of LTNs as they like using other roads like ours as short cuts ..

Waltham traffic jam Forrest …. The borough is a disgrace. LTNs continue to increase harm upon others in the name of cycling….. Trust your eyes and not the lies

@ediz1975 Only because of needless car journeys.

@cathsbruv I bet the children and families living outside them continue to die slowly

@adamboxer1 In almost completely convinced that this is all to show children the dangers of AI because none of this really happened, right? Right?

It's getting worse. Pretty stunning that, at this point in the news cycle, this clip got the green light.

@educationgovuk @bphillipsonMP This is genuinely embarrassing for the whole department. Of all the people to choose to discuss education with, you went with Gemma Collins. Good grief. I also note that the teachers’ pay awards for next year have yet to be published. Could that be a better use of your time?

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@StuartLock There isn’t one.

What’s the most generous interpretation of this that I should consider before feeling utterly insulted?

@educationgovuk @bphillipsonMP Pardon??

Gemma Collins is in the building and she's got questions. Coming soon📷 @bphillipsonMP

Sooryavanshi is completely ridiculous. What a player.

@NoContextCounty Jimmy. Easy.

Who impressed you most in the first block of the County Championship?

@ErikaMorris79 The most selfish cricketer ever. Played more for his average than anyone else.

MS Dhoni at the scene of a crime not once, not twice but FIVE times.

@ThatsSoVillage The bowler running from fine leg to fine leg because he forgot he was bowling!

What's the most village thing that happened in your match at the weekend? 🏏

Just when I think i've seen it all... village cricket delivers. via Miles Jones / Stour Provost CC

@LeeBraganza So sorry. There are so many dreadful drivers out there at the moment.

I'm absolutely fuming. Some reckless driver has knocked and killed our cat. Just left poor Pakora in the middle of the road. Thankfully our neighbours came out and looked after him in his final moments. Fuck sake.